Halloween Jokes
Q: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
A: It raises their spirits
Q: Who do monsters buy their cookies from?
A: The Ghoul Scouts
Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A: Because they have bat breath
Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo
Q: What's a ghoul's favorite game?
A: Hide-and-ghost-seek
Q: What is a goblin's favorite cheese?
A: Monster-ella!
Q: What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
A: Booberry pie
Q: Why did the monster's mother knit him three socks?
A: She heard he grew another foot!
Q: What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A: A hollow-weenie!
Q: What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?
A: A boo-quet of flowers.
Q: What's a monsters favorite desert?
A: I-Scream!
Q: How do you write a book about halloween?
A: With a ghostwriter
Q: What do you call a Halloween boner?
A: Petrified wood
Q: Which ghost is the best dancer?
A: The Boogie Man!
Q: What is Dracula's favorite circus act?
A: He always goes for the juggler!
Q: Why couldn't the ghost see its mom and dad?
A: Because they were trans-parents!
Q: What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?
A: You join his fang club.
Q: What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?
A: It Sphinx!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What do witches put in their hair?
A: Scare Spray!
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