So it's finally time... Your questions for the characters are being answered. Let's begin.
First we're starting off with Daniel.
Dan: Don't call me that. My name is Dan.
Me: Well then. -coughs- You only got a few questions, but I'll proudly add a few just so you can have a little more. I'll do that for the others also.
Dan: Okay
First question: what would u do if Phil called you daddy?
Dan: What the actually fuck? That's some kinky ass shit right there. Who the fuck calls their boyfriend 'daddy'?
Me: Did you just confirm Phan?
Dan: What?
Me: DID YOU JUST CONFIRM PHAN?!
Dan: THE FUCK IS PHAN?
Me: YOU TWO ARE DATING
Dan: No we're not! NO HOMO AT ALL.
Me: Nah you like him.
Second question: What would u do for Phil that might seem extreme?
Dan: Um... Go to prom with him or some shit. Because he's never gone.
Me: awwwwww
Third question: Top or bottom?
Dan: Um... Top?
Me: No bitch, Phil fucking tops. You'll be to lazy to fuck him, so you rather be fucked by him. Bitch
Dan: I SAID NO FUCKING HOMO.
Me: Riiiiight.
Forth question: Why the fuck you lyin'? Why you always lyin'? Hmmmmm Oh my god. Stop fucking lying!
Dan: I'm so fucking done. -gets up and leaves-
Me: why the fuck you lying.
Dan: -peeps head- and I do bottom.
Me: KNEW IT! Now we are going to our little ray of sunshine, PHILIP!
Phil: I'm a little ray of sunshine!
Me: Now Phil, Dan was being a poopy head. So you promise to answer these 100%?
Phil: Sure.
First question: when will u top?
Phil: I already have ;) It was fun
Me: Everyone enjoyed it.
Second question: will you eat dan's booty like groceries?
Phil: That sounds gross. Like... Licking his booty? Ew. I rather eat chee- wait I hate cheese. Yea I'll eat the booty.
Dan: The fuck bro
Phil: You have a nice booty. I like how it hangs out of your pants.
Dan: Shut up
Phil: -touches it- Boop. I touched the butt.
Third question: When will u top? #philtops2k15
Phil: guys I have. It felt great.
Dan: Not for my ass. No homo
Phil: Stop saying that. You know you love me, this ass and dick.
Dan: Did you just... Bye
Forth question: So Phil when will u finally realize ur top?
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The Good Boy's Bad Boy // Phan Smut
FanfictionPhil Lester is a good boy. Dan Howell is the bad boy. Complete opposites. What would happen if they both find out they love each other? Phil doesn't really believe him, but Dan tries to show him. How does he show him? Well by lots of sex and... Jus...
