The Misadventures of Finding Mr. Right 1

May 17, 2013 *umaga*

Dear Art,

Oo kilala na kita. Nakita ko yung name mo sa pinakang-likod nitong notebook. Hindi ko nga alam kung bakit biglang sumulpot ang pangalan mo dun eh nasuyod ko na 'to last time at talagang blangko from start to finish.

But anyway...

What can I tell you today?

Hmmm....

I'm sure that I will always be

A lonely number like root three

A three is all that's good and right

Why must my three keep out of sight?

Beneath the vicious square root sign

I wish instead I were a nine

For nine can thwart this evil trick

With just some quick arithmetic

I know I'll never see the sun

As 1.7321

Such is my reality

A sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see?

Another square root of a three!

As quietly co-waltzing by

Together now we multiple

To form a number we prefer

Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds

With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued

Your love for me has been renewed.

Ganda noh? Fave poem ko yan. Inalala ko sya kanina habang naliligo ako. Hehe... kelan kaya darating yung isa pang square root of three na para sa 'kin?

I'm still an oddity, ya know.

Alam mo ba kanina, ang gwapo ng katabi ko sa fx! At gwapo rin yung katabi nya. Okay na sana eh.... kaso magka-holding hands sila. Mygosh!

Nauubusan na talaga ako ng lalaki!

Hahaha...

Bakit ba kase walang nanliligaw sa 'kin? Samantalang sya... mag-iisang taon na sila ng bago nya. Ang daya eh... sya masaya... ako hindi.

Well... life's unfair. What's new? Hmmm...

Sige Art... magta-trabaho na 'ko. Mamaya ulit.