AN:Still the writing elf. Shorter part this time. I've gotta go poison the elf-I MEAN- get it to write more....
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
I lazily pawed at the alarm clock, hoping to hit the snooze. No such luck. The wicked machine continued blaring, making me have to actually sit up. I checked the glowing red numbers before hitting the switch to turn off the beeping.
I tried getting out of bed, but I found out that -oh shit- I was handcuffed to the bed frame. I groaned in annoyance. "Not again....."
The door opened, revealing a tall muscular figure. He had a really gross ponytail and a scruffy beard. He smiled, looking over at me like a total rapist. He suddenly frowned, looking really fucking terrifying and yelled, "DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!!! JUST. DO HIM!!!!!!"
A scream rose in my throat. "NOOO SHIA NOOOOO I DONWANNA!!!!!"
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BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
I shot upwards from the sheets, in a cold sweat. I've always had Shia LeBouf nightmares before waking up, but he never said anything to me so...powerful. It was unnerving. Was it a sign? I checked my phone and realized why I had such a vivid Shia nightmare. I had been watching his "Do it" speech again and I fell asleep halfway through.
But why did he say "Just do him"? Why didn't he scream his usual "Just do it"?
Shaking the thought out of my head, I drug myself out of bed and to my closet,starting to get ready for school. I wondered if Adam had a phone number, or a Kik or Facebook or something. Maybe I could check on my way to school....I checked my alarm clock, wondering how much time I had.
Shit, I'm gonna be late....
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عشوائيEver find someone weirder than you are? Yeah, crazy thought, huh? Well, its not so crazy to me. Why? I've seen some strange shit, and I've done some even weirder shit. But none was as weird as having a ship name with another guy and I'm not even gay...
