Live, from Snoopy the Computer... it's the Random Rants 100th chapter celebration!!!
Here's our first guest speaker! You know her as Silivrennial, but we know her as... erm... well... Silivrennial..........
*Steps up onto box* *Cape blows in wind*
Sil: "Dear Wattpadians, today we are gathered here for a very important purpose. That purpose is to celebrate the 100th chapter of this Randomness book!! *Holds up glass* *Crowd cheers* Our dear author, ThymeMachine, is here to celebrate this milestone with us. Applause!! *Claps* *Crowd claps with* Now, to celebrate!!
*Music starts playing* *Fireworks start going off* *Plane flies by overhead* *Thranduil descends riding his elk with a parachute* *Smaug appears over mountains wearing a party hat and blowing a party blower* *Sam, Dean, and Cas appear to join the party*
*Chaos ensues*
Sil: Oh, and one more thing- *Gives ThymeMachine balloon* Congratulations, friend.
contributed by Silivrennial
*upbeat musical intro as next speaker walks onstage*
BJKaplan: Hey, ThymeMachine! Congratulations on 100 chapters! That's awesome!
Thranduil: *fabulously catwalks into the room* DID SOMEBODY SAY AWESOME???
BJ: *facepalms*
Thranduil: *throws glitter everywhere* NOW IT'S AWESOME AND FABULOUS *leaves*
BJ: ...I swear I didn't actually invite him.
contributed by BJKaplan
*suddenly*
Merry and Pippin: *burst through the door*
Pippin: WE'RE HERE, PEEPS!
Everyone: *groans*
Merry: *facepalm*
Pippin: YO, YO! WHAT'S UP, MY HOMIES?!
Merry: Pippin, you're not a gangster.
Pippin: Pssh, who says so?
Merry: The Universe.
Pippin: Bruh, I'm too cool for the Universe. I make my own rules.
Gandalf: I know how you feel, man. No one can tell us what to do. *puts on some shades and a cap on backwards* Peace out.
Everyone: *facepalm*
Merry: You can't be serious.
Gandalf: I'm totally serious. In fact, I'm so serious that I'm actually a gangSTAR.
Pippin: What's that?
Gandalf: It's where I look like your average gangster, but I'm actually a big ball of hot gas floating in space too. *flops down onto the ground with his limbs spread out like a star* Sparkle, sparkle dudes.
Pippin: AWESOOOOOME!
Merry: You've guys have got issues.
Pippin: Any-hoooo, congrats on 100 chapters! Here's to another million more!
Bilbo: *walks in, all flustered* WHERE ARE THOSE TWO IMBECILES?!
Pippin: *squeaks* RUN!
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Really Random Rants
RandomA short (actually it'll probably become really long...) collection of rants and random thoughts that I've decided to share with da public. It's not really a big deal though this book is pretty much pointless... Soooooo there's literally no point in...
