It's A Wolf Thing

The Real Slim Shady

The Real Slim Shady

Jonas’ P.O.V.

                After a wonderful dinner at Texas Road House, everyone was pumped for the Eminem concert. Caleb and I had a surprise for everyone- we get to go back stage and meet Eminem and Dr. Dre. When Blackbelt was driving to the concert hall, I blared Eminem songs. With Blackbelt driving, we made it to the arena within 10 minutes. Everyone was with their mate and basically running on ecstasy and excitement.

                Everyone gave their tickets to the usher, and we got to our seats. When I say seats, I mean first row on the ground always getting to go up onto stage with Eminem. 7 minutes later, the arena was packed. Josh and Kayla started an intense make-out session, Blackbelt and Mikeala were having a stare-off, and Caleb and I were trying not to start having sex right then and there. Yes- you can call me a very horny wolf. Suddenly everything went black and laser began lighting up the arena. We all started to scream for Eminem. There was a huge blast of flames and smoke that lasted 30 seconds. Then there was a figure. It was in baggy sweatpants, a huge hoody, and a flat-brimmed hat. Everyone knew who it was- it was Eminem.

“Ohhhh Ohhh Ohh Ohhh God damn

I’m gonna fuck-ing cum oh shit oh yeah

Fack Fack Fack, fack I am

I am a going to cum, I’m cumming

I never seen no shit like this

This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist

Condom on my dick of course it is

This bitch don’t know what abortion is

So I can’t cum in her

Fucks like a porn star looks like Jenna

Fackk I’m gonna, cum I think my rubber’s coming off

But oh it’s so fucking wet and soft

Fuck I’m gonna start letting off

I’m squirting but she’s not getting off

And she’s on top, I’m gonna facking oh God

Oh don’t do that don’t, stop

Oh don’t, I don’t mean don’t stop

Ahh wait a minute ahahh fuck

I’m gonna fucking cum!

Ohhhh Ohhh Ohh Ohhh God damn

I’m gonna fuck-ing cum oh shit oh yeah

Fack Fack Fack, fack I am

I am a going to cum, I’m cumming

Oh wow, Boom-bag-pow, oh ow I need a cigarette now

Oh I’m so fucking hot, and you’re so fucking hot

Oh my God I wanna fack, no not fuck, I said fack

F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K fack fack fack facking freak me

Ooh yeah girl see baby they call me Mr Freaky

Let’s call your sister three-way

Have some threesome me so horny

And your such a fucking babe

I wanna go down on you, fack you shaved

Oh Goddamn here we go again, I’m gonna cum I am

Ohhhh Ohhh Ohh Ohhh God damn

I’m gonna fuck-ing cum oh shit oh yeah

Fack Fack Fack, fack I am

I am a going to cum, I’m cumming

Okay I’m done, I already came twice

You aint gonna make me cum

I’m all outta gas, not so fast

Ah your finger just went up my ass

Ow that hurts take it out now

Oooh wait a minute, put it back in, in in in

This don’t mean I’m gay I don’t like men

I like boobs, boobs, boobs

Now see that gerbil? Grab that tube

Shove it up my butt

Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole

Ohh yeah right there, right there

Ahh I’m cumming oooh yeah

Fack, I just came again!

Okay pull it out now, oh fuck yeah

wait he’s not out he’s still crawling around up there

Oh fuck I think it’s stuck

Oh but it feels so fucking good!

Ohhhh Ohhh Ohh Ohhh God damn

I’m gonna fuck-ing cum oh shit oh yeah

Fack Fack Fack, fack I am

I am a going to cum, I’m cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ass, through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass, through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass, through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass, through a tube

Ew Ew Ew Ew”

                By the first verse, our entire group was screaming along with the song. It was the experience of a lifetime, but there was more to come. With the concert being 3 hours long, there were so many songs that were sung. There were: “Beautiful”, “Guilty Conscious”, “Hailie’s Song”, “Hello”, “Insane”, “Just Don’t Give A Fuck”, “Kill You”, “Like Toy Soldiers”, “Lose Yourself”, “Love The way You Lie”, “Mockingbird”, “Mosh”, “My 1st Single”, “My Dad’s Gone Crazy”, “No Love”, “Not afraid”, “Puke”, and “3 A.M.”

                As soon as “3 A.M.” was over, Caleb and I took everyone backstage to wait for the best singer ever. He came out and greeted us for a minute then went to change. When he came back out, he had on basketball shorts and a white wife beater. All the girls were feeling his muscles, so I was a little jealous when Caleb felt his abs. I didn’t want to ruin her night though, so I just pushed the thought back. What surprised me though was that Eminem wanted to talk to Caleb and me in his dressing room. He didn’t waste any time getting to the point.

                “So, Jonas I know that you are the alpha of the best pack in the world for werewolves. I was wondering if you and Caleb would allow me to join your pack. I have been a loner wolf for 5 months now, and I can’t stand it anymore. So what do you say?” He was looking at us with such hopeful eyes- I already knew what the answer would be, but I wanted to check with Caleb. She gave a slight nod and was giving me a 100 watt smile.

                “Yeah, no problem, dude. You know you could’ve come to us sooner right? We take anyone that needs a pack at any time. We only have one rule that you need to know- NO SEX IN THE PACK CAR!”

                Out of nowhere, Eminem gave me a bro hug and gave Caleb a regular hug. Man, today I was getting really jealous. Oh well- it will blow off tomorrow when Celine, Erick, Star, Justin, Caleb, and I go to Dairy Queen. I absolutely hate pudding sometimes….

____________________AUTHOR’S NOTE______________

Sorry I haven’t uploaded in a while- I have had finals and school just got out. I think this was the longest chapter ever- it was 1,052 words long. Hope you enjoyed it. Check out my other book too please. It’s called I Can Be Your Hero. Enjoy your summer if you have one.