171.When Ro & Vi act like parents
Rohit: “Where’s Harry?”
Virat: “Didn’t I tell him to rest?”
Harry (from behind): “I just went to get snacks!”
Rohit: “You skipped physio for snacks?”
Virat: “We’re raising a monster.”
Rahul: “Technically, you two did.”
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171. Rohit’s Missing Cap 🧢
Rohit: “Where’s my cap?”
Everyone freezes.
Virat: “Last seen on Tilak’s head.”
Tilak: “Nooo, this is my new one!”
Jassi: “It literally says ‘Hitman’ on it.”
Rohit (sighs): “Tilak, you’re benched.”
Tilak: “For wearing a cap???”
KL: “Justice served.”
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172. The Group Chat Chaos 📱
Rahul: “Guys, please stop sending memes at 2 AM.”
Jassi: “But the meme was about you, bro!”
Virat: “It was a funny one though.”
Rohit: “Yeah, we only roast people we love.”
Rahul: “So you love me too much apparently.”
Tilak: “We all do, bhaiya 🥺”
Harry: “Speak for yourself, I’m scared of him
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173. Post-Match Deep Thoughts 💭
Virat: “What’s life?”
Rahul: “Don’t start.”
Tilak: “Life is samosa and chai.”
Rohit: “He’s not wrong.”
Jassi: “But he’s also not right.”
Harry: “What’s happening?”
KL: “Existential crisis, sponsored by loss of sleep.”
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174. “Aussie Banter Gone Wrong”
Head: “You Indians get so emotional over partnerships.”
Virat: “And you Aussies get emotional over losing them.”
Rohit: “💀💀💀”
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175. “Misdial Moment”
Head calls Rohit accidentally at 3 AM.
Rohit: “Hello?”
Head: “Oh sorry, I meant to call Zampa.”
Virat: “Funny, it says ‘Rohit ❤️’ on your screen.”
Head: “BRO WHO TOLD YOU THAT 😭😭”
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