166. Breakfast Table Madness
Rahul: "Why is everyone so sleepy?"
Rohit: "Because no one slept."
Gill: "Because Pant sang till 2 AM."
Pant: "Correction - performed."
Virat: "Correction - tortured."
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167. Prank Wars Begin
Pant: "Bro, let's prank Jassi!"
Hardik: "Already done."
Pant: "What did you do?"
Hardik: "Replaced his toothpaste with salt."
10 mins later
Jasprit: from bathroom "HARDIKKKKK!"
gill: laughing: "Good luck, bro. You'll be bowling in sleep tonight."
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168. Hotel Arrival 🏨
Manager: "Welcome, Team India!"
Ishan: "Pool open?"
Gill: "Gym open?"
Pant: "Buffet open?"
Rohit: "Room open?"
Virat: "Discipline closed."
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169. Airport Again (Next Tour) 🧳
Rohit: "Everyone has passport?"
Ishan: "Yes."
Siraj: "Yes."
Gill: "Yes."
KL: "Wait... where's Pant?"
Pant: texts from the hotel: "You said 7 PM, right?"
Rohit: "It's 7 AM."
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170.
Virat: “Where’s my bottle? I just kept it here—”
Rohit, already sipping it without guilt: “What?”
Virat: “Bhai that was mine?”
Rohit: “Toh? Sharing is caring.”
Virat: “YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE THIS FLAVOUR.”
Rohit: “I like irritating you.”
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