56.Team Spa Day
All three in bathrobes
Hardik: "Bro this face mask burns."
Jassi: "That’s because it’s not a face mask. That’s IcyHot gel."
Rohit (lying down peacefully): "I came here to heal, not watch a stand-up special."
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57.Surya’s Shot Selection
Jassi: "What was that scoop in the 2nd over?"
Surya: "Spur of the moment."
KL: "We were 4/2, bro."
Surya: "That’s when the art begins."
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58.Hotel Room Assignments
Manager: "You’ll share rooms two by two."
Pant: "Shotgun with Rohit bhai!"
Rohit: "I snore like a truck."
Pant: "Perfect. I sleep like I got hit by one."
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59.Rohit’s Six-Hitting Mood
Coach: “Stick to the plan, take your time.”
Rohit (after hitting a 90m six): “Plan changed. Ball misbehaved.”
Virat: “Hitman activated.”
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60. Match Day Rituals Gone Wild
Jaiswal (doing 108 surya namaskars): "Energy must be right."
Pant (blasting Punjabi beats): "Energy is right."
Shubman (doing hair in mirror): "No energy. Just aesthetics."
Rohit: "Someone tell me why I’m captaining a yoga studio, dance club, and fashion show."
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