41. Yuzi's New Superstition
Yuzi: "I didn’t wear my lucky socks."
Tilak: "You’ve lost with those socks too, bhai."
Yuzi: "Yeah, but at least stylishly."
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42.Rohit’s GPS Moment
On foreign tour, team bus lost
Driver: "Which way to the hotel?"
Rohit: "Take left from that chai tapri— oh wait, that was Mumbai."
Coach: "Bhai we’re in Leeds!"
KL: already Zen-mode “Every road leads somewhere, bro.”
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43.Restaurant Dilemma
Team out for dinner
Waiter: "Sir, vegan or regular?"
Virat: "Vegan. Strictly."
Rohit: "One butter chicken, two naan, extra ghee."
Virat: "You’re undoing my aura!"
Rohit: "Bhai, I’m building my taste buds’ legacy."
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44.The Monologue No One Heard
Travis practicing in the mirror before toss
Travis: "Hi Rohit… just wanted to say… I admire your captaincy… and your vibe. Like… your soul has pull shot energy."
Virat (behind him): "You good, bro?"
Travis (screams, runs into a towel rack): "I was… rehearsing for an ad!"
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45.Warm-Up Match - The First Glance
Rohit stretches on the boundary line
Travis (tying his shoelace, but staring): “Even the way he adjusts his pads… majestic.”
Warner: "Bro… your laces been tied for 7 minutes."
Travis: blinks fast “Was…just visualizing footwork.”
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