61.
Kohli after a fiery send-off:
Interviewer: "Why so intense?"
Kohli: "I was born sledging."
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62.
SKY after scooping a 150kph ball over fine leg:
Bowler: "How did you do that?"
SKY: "Physics ko bhi samajhna padta hai mujhe."
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63.
Rohit Sharma when asked about his lazy elegance:
“Main batting karta nahi, bas thoda chill karta hoon with boundaries.”
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64.
Bumrah to stumps:
“Main aa raha hoon, sambhal lena.”
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65.The Net Session Betrayal
Coach: "Ro, who do you want to bat with today?"
Rohit: "Let’s give Tilak some time, I’ll guide him."
Hardik: "Guide?? You used to yell 'Maar na bhai!' at me like a proud dad!"
Jassi: "I wasn’t guided. I was... expected to be perfect."
KL Rahul (in background): "Now you know how I feel."
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