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1. The Toss Master
(At the toss)
Anchor: "Rohit, what's the call?"
Rohit (confidently): "We'll bat first!"
Anchor: "But you lost the toss..."
Virat (facepalms): "Bro, let them speak first!"
Rohit: "My bad, I just got excited."
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2 Team Group Chat
Rohit: "Dinner plans?"
Virat: "Only boiled broccoli."
Pant: "Blocked."
Hardik: "Sending location."
Rahul: "I'm with Virat."
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3. Rohit's Fitness Drill
Coach: "Everyone, 20 laps!"
Virat (already running): "Let's gooo!"
Rohit: starts walking "I thought you said 'snack wraps'."
Gill: "Same energy, bro."
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4. Virat's Pep Talk
Virat: "We fight till the last ball!"
Rohit (yawning): "Yeah, but can we do it after lunch?"
Virat: "You literally had 3 parathas!"
Rohit: "Exactly. Need time to digest greatness."
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5. Field Placement Confusion
Rohit: "Put a fielder at silly point."
Virat: "There's no silly point in T20!"
Rohit: "Then why are you standing here?"
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