151.
Ishan: “Bathroom wall 42 tiles. Floor 36 tiles. Pattern symmetry off.”
SKY: “Seekh lo isse OCD ka asli meaning.”
Rohit: “Beta phone leke jaa next time. Sab theek lagne lagega.”
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152.
Hotel Breakfast Table
Rohit: “Pass me the toast.”
Virat: “You’ll eat that after protein, no cheating.”
Rohit: “Tu mera dietician hai kya?”
Ishan: “He’s your everything apparently.”
Gill: “I feel like a third wheel and I’m sitting five chairs away.”
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153.
Rain Delay Madness
Ground staff: covers pitch
Virat: “This is boring.”
Rohit: “Let’s play dumb charades.”
Rahul: “No—”
Rohit: “Too late. . Guess what I’m mimicking.”
Virat: laughing uncontrollably “You’re mimicking me angry, aren’t you?”
Rohit: “Exactly. Easy to act, hard to live with.”
Team: dying of laughter
Virat: “You’ll pay for that in nets.”
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154.
On-field, crowd chanting both names. Rohit on non-striker’s end, Virat on strike.
Virat (gesturing): two runs?
Rohit (gesturing back): run fast, not like you’re running for salad.
Virat: bro what even—
Ball hit. They run. Almost collide.
Rohit: OYE! You trying to hug me mid-run??
Virat: it’s called coordination!
Rohit: it’s called collision, Mr. Fitness.
Rahul from dugout: every time they bat together, I age five years.
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155.
Dressing Room Playlist 🎧
Virat: “DJ, play some pump-up music.”
Rohit: “Play Kishore Kumar.”
Virat: “Bro, we’re not doing yoga.”
Rohit: “It calms the nerves!”
Gill: “It also puts Surya to sleep.”
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