46. Surprise = Ruined in 5 Seconds
KL: “Let’s tiptoe in and shout together.”
Pant (already yelling): “ROOOOOO BROOOOO! HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY!”
Hardik (tripping over a chair): “Aaaand we’re off.”
MI players staring in disbelief.
Rohit (facepalming): “Here we go again.”
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47. Airport Chaos
Tilak: "I forgot my passport."
Pant: "I forgot to pack shoes."
Surya: "I forgot my Insta captions."
Rohit (facepalming): "One more mistake and I’m flying cargo."
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48. “Who Knows Rohit Better”
Quiz
Hardik sets up a mock quiz. Virat vs Polly. Winner gets to sit next to Ro on the next flight.
Q1: What’s Rohit’s go-to post-match snack?
Polly: “Butter chicken.”
Virat: “Wrong. It’s dal khichdi when he’s serious.”
Rohit: “Okay wow... both true. I’m exposed.”
Q2: Who’s his celeb crush?
Polly: “No way I’m saying that in public.”
Virat: “It’s Madhuri. He cried when she waved once.”
Rohit (blushing): “Bro. Delete this whole game.”
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49.The Aussie Match-up
India vs Australia. Travis walks up to shake hands with Rohit pre-match. Entire team goes into slow-motion tease mode.
Pant (to Virat): “Look at the eye contact.”
Hardik: “It’s giving... ‘DDLJ but in Chennai.’”
Yuzi: “Does he have a ring in his pocket?”
Virat: “If he proposes at the toss, I’m retiring mid-game.”
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50. DENIAL
Pat: “So no crush?”
Travis (panicking): “No, no! I respect rohit as a cricketer!”
Zampa: “Respect doesn’t explain the dreamy stare you gave him at the toss.”
Warner: “You called him ‘bro’ but your eyes said ‘babe’.”
Travis: “I WAS TIRED! IT WAS HOT!”
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