There stood a lone Master, the last hope for humanity, an almighty force from the beyond, fighting for the future of the world-
"Yeah, yeah, can we get on with this? This cutscene doesn't give me SQ, and the gacha doesn't wait for anyone."
Unfortuna...
(Y/N): Alright, Alaya or Gaia or whatever the hell manages the gacha, if you don't give me something good in the seventh summoning chapter, I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!
Mash: ...I'm not sure that screaming at the summoning circle like that will change the result, Senpai.
(Y/N): Oh, trust me, the planet knows better. It called the whole neighborhood to jump me, and I beat their asses. It better not play with my feelings like this!
Mash didn't know how to interpret this outrageous statement, but chose to put a pin on it just in case.
(Y/N): I mean, I'm still collecting new Servants left and right, but... come on, man. Galko-chan's still my only SSR to this day!
And the dragoness had made sure to let everyone know it, apart from her also being his first summoned Servant (Mash didn't count, she said with a huff.)
(Y/N): Wait, is this karma for summoning an SSR from the beginner gacha?! I didn't even know the mechanics of the multi at that part!
Mash: Senpai, you're losing me here...
(Y/N): Ah, whatever! What's done is done, and I wouldn't trade my Galko-chan for anything anyway. Besides, I'm feeling lucky today!
Shinketsu: You said that before you summoned six Mapo Tofus in a row.
Mash gave her Senpai a concerned look as he closed his eyes, inhaled, exhaled, then opened them again, a broad smile on his face.
She didn't feel threatened at all, but she could see why the other Servants thought it was an incredibly menacing sight.
(Y/N): Just say it with me and let's get this over with, yeah? 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big, so LET'S GO GAMBLING!
The familiar three rings appeared, and the geyser of magical energy blasted to the roof. Mash watched in anticipation, while (Y/N) was about ready to strangle whoever had answered the call if they turned out to be a disappointment.
As the magical energy dispersed, however, the room was suddenly filled by a nearly pitch-black fog, swiftly masking their collective sight.
Then, they saw a glowing red light from within the fog.
(Y/N): Oh... Oh, ain't no way, bro...
The fog lingered for a few seconds, and they could hear the rattling of armor as the red light drew slightly closer... and then, as soon as it came, the fog dispersed.
???: Ssshhuuuuuuu...
The black knight loomed over them, the glowing red line that shone from his visor aimed squarely at his new Master.
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BERSERKER: "BANANAS, ROTAT E" LANCELOT
And just like that, (Y/N)'s bad mood was cast into oblivion.
