Fate/Outer Code: Another Order

A Moment of Turbulent Serenity

Chaldea Security Organization

KA-BLAM!

(Y/N): WEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS~! MY FRIEEEEEENDS~!

The quite atmosphere in the command room had been destroyed once the Master of Chaldea burst out of his coffin with a kick, followed by an apprehensive Mash exiting in a much more composed faction.

Mash: Senpai, don't just kick it open-!

KA-BLAM!

Vritra: *yawn* About time we were done.

The Shielder's advice died in her throat as the dragoness whacked the coffin with her tail and strutted out in the same fashion.

(Y/N): Got one of the things! Mashmallow, give this handsome fellow the thing, please!

He said this as he passed by Meuni-whatshisface while blowing him a playful kiss - almost giving the man a heart attack from that and Vritra's narrowed eyes - before Mash gave him the Holy Grail for storage.

Soon enough, they were standing in front of Romani to get their debriefing of the mission. The doctor looked visibly nervous as (Y/N)'s soul-rending stare was trained on him.

Romani: Uh...

(Y/N): Hi, Doc~! Remember all that alcohol you had~? The alcohol that you didn't share with me~? That sure was a crazy occasion, huh~?

Romani: W-Well, you know, t-things happened, and... Just don't kill me for it, okay?!

(Y/N): Don't worry. I won't kill you.

Romani: ...Why does that feel like a threat?

(Y/N)'s cheerful smile did not ease the good doctor's worries, much less when Mash innocently flashed him a thumbs-up. For the sake of his remaining sanity, Romani decided to shove whatever horrors he would face to the back of his mind and went on with the debriefing.

Romani: Ahem! Let me officially offer you both congratulations on a job well done. The Singularity has been repaired, and going by what I've observed it's already starting to change back to normal.

(Y/N): Man, really? After all that effort we spent on making ourselves known. Everyone knew our name!

"And they started panicking and running in fear when they did", everyone added in their minds as they watched the bloodthirsty, gambling-addicted lunatic pouting as if he hadn't just terrorized the entire Singularity.

Romani: Well, for your first mission, you guys did... exceptionally well. Might've been a bit overboard, but still, you did well. I can safely say that you've both proven yourselves to be a true Master and Servant duo now, and we're all very proud of you.

Mash flushed at the sudden praise while her Senpai smoothly waved it away as if it was nothing major, with his Lancer being of the same mind as she rolled her eyes.

Romani: Before you call it a day, I'd like to give you both a full physical, just to check if the Rayshifting process had any side effects on you.

(Y/N): Before we call it a day... HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! WHERE'S THE PUB I COMMISSIONED?!

Romani: Uuuuuuuh...

(Y/N): Doc.

Romani: I mean... it's complete, but is this really-?

(Y/N): All I needed to hear! ALRIGHT, TIME TO GET DRUNK!

Romani: Again, is this really the time-?!

(Y/N): Stop being a competent doctor and just grab a bottle, you damn worrywart! Drinks are on me, fuckers!

Nobody had the heart to tell him that any form of currency was pretty much useless in their situation. Although, they were coming up with a system with these things called "Quantum Particles", so perhaps it would resolve itself in the near future.