The Unseen Script - (The Great Reset / Re-Set?)

Chapter 5 (Z33): The Day Lucifer Almost Quit Reality

SCENE 1: LUCIFER'S LAST NERVE? GONE.
Lucifer was pacing inside the Silver City, gripping his temples as if he could physically hold onto his last shred of sanity.

Michael stood beside him, arms crossed.

Michael: "You seem... unusually distressed, brother."

Lucifer: (whipping around) "Unusually?! UNUSUALLY?! MICHAEL, THE FABRIC OF REALITY HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A SITCOM WITH A LAUGH TRACK, AND YOU THINK THIS IS UNUSUAL?!"

Michael: (raising an eyebrow) "...Yes?"

Lucifer was this close to strangling his own brother.

And then—

YG materialized out of thin air, wearing a white robe and a golden crown.

YG: "Ayo, what's good, my celestial brethren?"

Lucifer lunged.

Michael held him back.

Lucifer: "I SWEAR TO FATHER, I AM GOING TO DRAG YOU INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND—"

YG: (grinning) "Aw, you care. You wanna hang out that bad?"

Lucifer twitched.

Lucifer was vibrating.

Lucifer was seconds away from committing the first celestial murder in Heaven.

SCENE 2: HELL GETS RENOVATED (AGAIN)
Meanwhile—

Maze was sitting on her throne in Hell, sipping demon liquor, when a portal suddenly ripped open in the sky.

And who fell out?

John Constantine.

AND THE ENTIRE CAST OF "THE ORIGINALS."

Maze: (slow blink) "...What in the actual—"

Before she could finish, another portal opened.

Flash and Captain Marvel tumbled in, mid-argument.

Flash: "I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE!"

Captain Marvel: "You ran too fast and broke reality, AGAIN!"

Klaus Mikaelson stood up, dusting off his coat.

Klaus: "What... is this madness?"

Then.

The worst happened.

YG DROPPED FROM THE SKY LIKE A COMET.

YG: "WELCOME TO THE PARTY, EVERYONE!"

Maze immediately threw a knife.

YG caught it.

With his teeth. Again.

Klaus blinked.

John Constantine lit a cigarette.

Constantine: "...Oh, bloody hell."

SCENE 3: FLASH REALIZES THE WORST POSSIBLE THING
Barry Allen paced around, muttering to himself, while Captain Marvel argued with Klaus about who was more out of place.

And then.

YG casually dropped the single worst revelation of all time.

YG: "You know, Flash, you could actually just live in any timeline you want."

Silence.

Barry froze.

Barry: "...What?"

YG: "Yeah, every time you do Flashpoint, you could just choose a timeline and stay there. No consequences, no timeline collapsing—just vibes, man."

Barry felt his soul leave his body.

Barry: "WAIT. YOU'RE TELLING ME—"

YG: "Yup. You been suffering for no reason, my guy."

Barry fell to his knees.

Barry was reconsidering every life decision.

Constantine took a deep drag from his cigarette.

Constantine: "That is the single worst thing you could have told 'im, mate."

Klaus: "No, no, this is rather amusing. Let him process his trauma."

Barry let out a scream of existential crisis.

YG patted him on the shoulder.

YG: "You'll be fine, champ. Maybe."

Barry started crying.

SCENE 4: BACK IN HEAVEN, LUCIFER'S THERAPY SESSION GOES HORRIBLY WRONG
Linda was sitting across from Lucifer, notebook in hand.

Linda: "So... tell me what's bothering you."

Lucifer: (deep sigh) "Linda, imagine if reality itself decided to become a never-ending comedy sketch, and you had no choice but to participate."

Linda nodded, taking notes.

Then—

YG kicked the door open.

YG: "YO, FREE THERAPY? BET."

Lucifer snapped a chair in half.

Linda: (calmly looking at YG) "You again."

YG: "Missed me?"

Lucifer: "LINDA, DON'T RESPOND. HE THRIVES OFF CHAOS."

Linda: (writing in her notes) "Interesting. So YG's presence disrupts your sense of control?"

Lucifer was losing it.

Lucifer: "LINDA, DON'T PSYCHOANALYZE THE MENACE."

YG: (leaning in) "Oh no, let her cook."

Linda adjusted her glasses.

Linda: "Lucifer, maybe your issue isn't YG himself. Maybe it's the fact that you can't control the reality he represents."

Lucifer froze.

Lucifer processed.

Lucifer hated that she was right.

YG grinned.

YG: "Ayy, self-awareness unlocked! You leveling up, bro."

Lucifer grabbed a second chair and snapped it in half too.

SCENE 5: GOD MAKES A DECISION
God was sitting on His throne, watching everything like it was the most binge-worthy show of all time.

Michael stood beside Him, arms crossed.

Michael: "Father, shouldn't we... intervene?"

God: (sipping divine wine) "Nah. This is hilarious."

Michael: "But the fabric of reality is breaking."

God: (shrugging) "It'll fix itself. Probably."

Michael looked into the heavens as if asking for patience.

And somewhere—

Lucifer let out the most frustrated scream Heaven had ever heard.

YG gave God a thumbs up.

YG: "Ayo, Big G, you're the real MVP for letting me exist."

God smirked.

God: "You're welcome."

Lucifer died inside.

TO BE CONTINUED...
(Unfortunately for Lucifer, YG is still not leaving.)