The Unseen Script - (The Great Reset / Re-Set?)

Chapter 4 (Z23): YG vs. The Entire DC Universe (And They Still Lost)

SCENE 1: WHEN THE MULTIVERSE TRIED TO STOP YG (AND FAILED MISERABLY)

Somewhere in the Bleed Space of the DC Multiverse, the Monitor, the Anti-Monitor, and the Forger of Worlds gathered.

Monitor: "YG is a threat to the balance of existence."

Anti-Monitor: "He has no limits, no rules, no weaknesses."

Forger of Worlds: "Then we must do the unthinkable... we must unite."

Monitor: "What? Us? Work together?"

Anti-Monitor: "Yes... or we fade from existence like a CW show past its prime."

They combined their powers. The entire Multiverse shook.

Then—

YG casually walked in.

YG: "Yo, y'all talkin' about me?"

The cosmic gods froze.

Monitor (whispering): "Oh no."

SCENE 2: WHEN YG SHUT DOWN THE SPEED FORCE (LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH)

Back on Earth, Barry Allen was trying to escape. He ran into the Speed Force at full velocity—

But suddenly—

The Speed Force just... stopped.

Barry (tripping mid-run): "What the—?!?"

He face-planted directly into the cosmic pavement.

Barry (groaning): "No... NO! What happened?!"

Then he saw it.

YG standing in the middle of the Speed Force.

YG (flipping a giant switch): "Yeah, we turning this off."

The entire Speed Force collapsed into a literal power outage.

Barry screamed.

SCENE 3: WHEN YG VIOLATED GREEN ARROW (AGAIN)

Oliver Queen (aiming an arrow): "You have failed this city!"

YG: "Bro, I literally just arrived."

Oliver: "And I already hate you."

YG: "Bet."

He snapped his fingers.

Suddenly—

Oliver's entire bow and arrows turned into a Nerf gun.

Oliver (blinking): "What."

YG: "Yeah, we don't do lethal weapons around here."

Oliver pulled the trigger.

A foam dart slowly floated out.

Oliver: "...I hate you so much."

YG: "You should've stayed on that island, my guy."

SCENE 4: WHEN YG INTERRUPTED FLASH AND GREEN ARROW'S FINAL CONVERSATION

Barry and Oliver were sitting on a rooftop, having a deep, emotional conversation.

Barry: "You know, Oliver... I wouldn't be the hero I am today if it weren't for you."

Oliver (nodding): "And I wouldn't have fought so hard if I didn't believe in you, Barry."

YG (suddenly appearing between them): "AWWWWWW, this is SO CUTE."

Both froze.

Barry: "...Why are you here?"

YG: "Because I got bored."

Oliver sighed.

Oliver: "I swear, if you interrupt one more—"

YG (snapping fingers):

Suddenly—

Oliver's voice became autotuned.
Barry's suit turned into a Power Rangers outfit.
The emotional music got replaced with clown honks.
Oliver (heavily autotuned): "BAR-RY, I WAAAAS BEING SER-I-OOOUUUSSS."

Barry (muffled through Power Rangers helmet): "I hate this. I hate this so much."

YG wiped a fake tear.

YG: "Man, I love friendship."

SCENE 5: WHEN YG MADE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE IRRELEVANT

At the Hall of Justice, Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, and Aquaman stood together.

Batman: "We need a plan."

Superman: "YG is beyond our control."

Green Lantern: "We have to—"

YG (kicking open the door): "OR... y'all could just retire."

Aquaman: "The hell you mean, retire?"

YG snapped his fingers.

Suddenly—

Superman's powers? Gone.
Batman's gadgets? Now made of LEGOs.
Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth? Became a jump rope.
Aquaman? Turned into an actual fish.
Green Lantern's ring? Now a mood ring from Hot Topic.
Green Lantern (staring at his useless ring): "I hate you."

YG: "Y'all needed a vacation anyway."

To be continued...