SCENE 1: THE JUSTICE LEAGUE EMERGENCY MEETING
The Justice League sat in their grand conference room.
Batman: "We have a problem."
Flash: "YG?"
Batman: "YG."
Superman (crossing arms): "How dangerous is he?"
Batman (gritting teeth): "Imagine Joker's unpredictability... with Doctor Manhattan's powers... and Deadpool's sense of humor."
Aquaman (nodding): "Oh, we're cooked."
Cyborg (checking monitors): "Bro just altered the entire Arrowverse without lifting a finger."
Wonder Woman: "And yet, he does not seem malicious..."
Batman's eyes narrowed.
Batman: "That's what makes him worse."
SCENE 2: WHEN YG JOINED THE JUSTICE LEAGUE (WITHOUT PERMISSION)
Back at the Hall of Justice, the League was still debating on what to do.
Then—
The main doors BURST OPEN.
YG: "What's good, nerds?"
The League immediately jumped into defensive mode.
Superman (stepping forward): "You're trespassing."
YG (grinning): "Nah, I'm applying for a job."
Batman: "We're not hiring."
YG: "Cool. I don't need approval."
With a snap of his fingers, YG materialized a custom chair between Batman and Wonder Woman.
Then—
He sat down.
YG: "Alright, so what's the mission, fellas?"
SCENE 3: WHEN YG GAVE BATMAN A REALITY CHECK
Batman stared him down.
Batman: "You think this is a joke?"
YG: "No, but you're kinda funny."
Batman: "How so?"
YG snapped his fingers—
A hologram appeared, displaying every time Batman could've solved an issue with his money, but instead, chose to fight in a bat costume.
Slide 1: "Spent $2 billion on Batmobiles instead of funding Gotham's economy."
Slide 2: "Created contingency plans for his friends, but not for Joker."
Slide 3: "Refuses to kill his enemies, but lets them escape every time."
Batman (gritting teeth): "Enough."
YG: "Bro, you could've been Iron Man, but you chose to be miserable."
Aquaman (whispering to Flash): "He kinda spittin' tho."
SCENE 4: WHEN YG VIOLATED THE SPEED FORCE (AGAIN)
Flash: "So let me get this straight... You can move at infinite speed, but you don't use the Speed Force?"
YG: "Yup."
Flash: "How?"
YG: "I just... move."
Barry's brain collapsed.
Flash: "That's... that's not how physics works."
YG: "Oh, my bad. I forgot you guys still use physics."
Barry dropped his head onto the table.
SCENE 5: WHEN YG HUMILIATED DARKSEID
Meanwhile, on Apokolips...
Darkseid stood on his throne, plotting his next move against Earth.
Then—
YG teleported directly in front of him.
YG: "Sup, Skeletor?"
Darkseid: "WHO DARES—"
YG: "Blah blah, Omega Beams, 'I am inevitable,' 'bow before me'—bro, we get it."
Darkseid growled.
Darkseid: "You think this is a game?"
YG snapped his fingers.
Suddenly—
The ENTIRE planet of Apokolips was transformed into a giant McDonald's.
The Parademons? Now wore uniforms.
Steppenwolf? Flipping burgers.
Granny Goodness? At the drive-thru window, taking orders.
YG: "Welcome to McDarkseid's. You want fries with that dictatorship?"
Darkseid fell to his knees.
Darkseid (whispering): "What... are you...?"
YG (grinning): "Your biggest headache."
To be continued...
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