Chapter 4 (Z22): When YG Became the Greatest Menace to the DC Universe

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SCENE 1: THE JUSTICE LEAGUE EMERGENCY MEETING

The Justice League sat in their grand conference room.

Batman: "We have a problem."

Flash: "YG?"

Batman: "YG."

Superman (crossing arms): "How dangerous is he?"

Batman (gritting teeth): "Imagine Joker's unpredictability... with Doctor Manhattan's powers... and Deadpool's sense of humor."

Aquaman (nodding): "Oh, we're cooked."

Cyborg (checking monitors): "Bro just altered the entire Arrowverse without lifting a finger."

Wonder Woman: "And yet, he does not seem malicious..."

Batman's eyes narrowed.

Batman: "That's what makes him worse."

SCENE 2: WHEN YG JOINED THE JUSTICE LEAGUE (WITHOUT PERMISSION)

Back at the Hall of Justice, the League was still debating on what to do.

Then—

The main doors BURST OPEN.

YG: "What's good, nerds?"

The League immediately jumped into defensive mode.

Superman (stepping forward): "You're trespassing."

YG (grinning): "Nah, I'm applying for a job."

Batman: "We're not hiring."

YG: "Cool. I don't need approval."

With a snap of his fingers, YG materialized a custom chair between Batman and Wonder Woman.

Then—

He sat down.

YG: "Alright, so what's the mission, fellas?"

SCENE 3: WHEN YG GAVE BATMAN A REALITY CHECK

Batman stared him down.

Batman: "You think this is a joke?"

YG: "No, but you're kinda funny."

Batman: "How so?"

YG snapped his fingers—

A hologram appeared, displaying every time Batman could've solved an issue with his money, but instead, chose to fight in a bat costume.

Slide 1: "Spent $2 billion on Batmobiles instead of funding Gotham's economy."
Slide 2: "Created contingency plans for his friends, but not for Joker."
Slide 3: "Refuses to kill his enemies, but lets them escape every time."
Batman (gritting teeth): "Enough."

YG: "Bro, you could've been Iron Man, but you chose to be miserable."

Aquaman (whispering to Flash): "He kinda spittin' tho."

SCENE 4: WHEN YG VIOLATED THE SPEED FORCE (AGAIN)

Flash: "So let me get this straight... You can move at infinite speed, but you don't use the Speed Force?"

YG: "Yup."

Flash: "How?"

YG: "I just... move."

Barry's brain collapsed.

Flash: "That's... that's not how physics works."

YG: "Oh, my bad. I forgot you guys still use physics."

Barry dropped his head onto the table.

SCENE 5: WHEN YG HUMILIATED DARKSEID

Meanwhile, on Apokolips...

Darkseid stood on his throne, plotting his next move against Earth.

Then—

YG teleported directly in front of him.

YG: "Sup, Skeletor?"

Darkseid: "WHO DARES—"

YG: "Blah blah, Omega Beams, 'I am inevitable,' 'bow before me'—bro, we get it."

Darkseid growled.

Darkseid: "You think this is a game?"

YG snapped his fingers.

Suddenly—

The ENTIRE planet of Apokolips was transformed into a giant McDonald's.

The Parademons? Now wore uniforms.
Steppenwolf? Flipping burgers.
Granny Goodness? At the drive-thru window, taking orders.
YG: "Welcome to McDarkseid's. You want fries with that dictatorship?"

Darkseid fell to his knees.

Darkseid (whispering): "What... are you...?"

YG (grinning): "Your biggest headache."

To be continued...

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