The Unseen Script - (The Great Reset / Re-Set?)

Chapter 4 (Z26): When Reality Became a Comedy Show and No One Knew How to Leave

SCENE 1: OLIVER QUEEN LOSES HIS SANITY
Location: Somewhere between "What the hell is happening?!" and "I give up."

Oliver Queen stepped through the portal, completely confused, completely exhausted, and one more dumb event away from retiring early.

Barry Allen: Now wearing a gold-trimmed tuxedo instead of his usual Flash suit.
Barney Stinson: "Legendary Time Traveler & Suit Expert™."
Klaus Mikaelson: Still glowing involuntarily because YG thought it was funny.
Captain Marvel: Holding in pure rage.
And then...

Out of nowhere, Zach King materialized in the room.

Zach King (grinning): "Did someone say 'magic'?"

Oliver (blinking rapidly): "I swear to god—"

Before Oliver could process anything, Barney snapped his fingers, and the entire room turned into a game show set.

SCENE 2: "WHO WANTS TO BE A LEGEND?"
The lights dimmed. A game show theme played.

And now, suddenly—

Oliver Queen, Barry Allen, and Klaus Mikaelson were sitting at a game show panel with nameplates in front of them.

Oliver's nameplate: "The Brooding One."
Barry's nameplate: "The Confused Speedster."
Klaus' nameplate: "Why Am I Here?"
Barney (grinning like a host): "Welcome to... 'WHO WANTS TO BE A LEGEND?'!"

The audience cheered loudly.

Oliver (deadpan): "I'm actually losing my mind."

YG (eating popcorn): "Oh, this is gold."

Barney pointed dramatically at Oliver.

Barney: "Question One! If a time traveler, a vampire, and a billionaire with a bow walk into a bar... WHO PAYS THE BILL?!"

Barry (nervous): "Uh... the billionaire?"

Barney (laughing): "WRONG! The answer is... the producer of the show. Because nothing is real!"

The crowd exploded in laughter.

Oliver looked up at the ceiling.

Oliver: "I used to be a respected vigilante."

YG: "Yeah, and then you showed up in this timeline, L Bozo."

SCENE 3: THE MOST ANNOYING BATTLE ROYALE EVER
And then... the reality glitch happened.

Out of nowhere, a flood of characters from random universes started falling from the sky into the game show set.

King Bach (screaming): "OH HELL NAH!"
Logan Paul (recording everything): "Bro, this is content!"
Zach King (teleporting around): "I'm not even mad at this."
The Flash from the Future: "I came to warn you all—" (gets hit by a pie to the face).
Barney (laughing hysterically): "THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE YET!"

Oliver, Barry, and Klaus were now stuck in the middle of a literal warzone of stupidity.

Random TikTok dancers spawned in, flossing aggressively.
A Vine compilation started playing on a floating screen above them.
Andrew Tate showed up just to say something misogynistic, then got instantly drop-kicked by Captain Marvel.
Oliver (holding his head in his hands): "I can't do this."

YG (laughing): "You don't have a choice."

And then—

The Biggest, Most Annoying Event happened.

THE MINIONS ARRIVED.

SCENE 4: "BANANA" CHAOS
From literally nowhere, a swarm of Minions crashed into the scene, causing absolute mayhem.

They stole Captain Marvel's boots.
They took Barry's tuxedo and replaced it with a banana costume.
They tried to fight Klaus, but got scared and ran away screaming "BOSS!"
One Minion sat on Oliver Queen's lap and wouldn't move.
Oliver (gritting his teeth): "I'm going to lose it."

YG (dying of laughter): "Oh, I KNOW."

SCENE 5: THE FINAL STRAW
And then... the one thing that should NEVER have happened... happened.

The entire world shifted into a TikTok POV format.

Everything was now in vertical mode.
Comment sections floated in the air.
Hashtags appeared above people's heads.
Barry's hashtag: #SpeedsterDrip
Oliver's hashtag: #MadAsHell
Klaus' hashtag: #WhyAmIInThisTimeline

Barney (posing dramatically): "I look fantastic in vertical mode."

YG (grinning): "Welcome to the new era, bois."

Oliver took a deep breath.

And then he screamed into the void.

Oliver (losing his mind): "I AM NOT BUILT FOR THIS REALITYYYYY!"

And then—

Reality snapped back to normal.

Everyone was back in the Mikaelson Mansion.

No game show. No Minions. No TikTok format.

Just complete silence.

Oliver was curled up in a ball on the floor.

Barry was still in a banana suit.

Klaus was sipping a glass of blood, pretending none of this ever happened.

YG (stretching): "Welp. That was fun."

Barney checked his legendary watch.

Barney: "Welp, time to go ruin another universe."

And just like that, he vanished.

SCENE 6: THE AFTERMATH
Barry (muttering): "I just wanted to be a hero, man."

Oliver (dead inside): "I need therapy."

Klaus (sipping his drink): "I need stronger alcohol."

YG (grinning): "And I need to do this again, ASAP."

Captain Marvel (teleporting out of there): "I am NEVER coming back."

The camera slowly zoomed out on the chaos.

And then—

A single Minion peeked out from behind a curtain.

Minion (whispering): "Banana."

CUT TO BLACK.

TO BE CONTINUED...
...whether they like it or not.