The Unseen Script - (The Great Reset / Re-Set?)

Chapter 2 (Z11): YG vs. The Sitcom Universe - The Big Bang Disruption

The multiverse was already on life support after what YG pulled in How I Met Your Mother.

But the man wasn't done yet.

His next target?

The biggest collection of nerds and awkward romance in TV history—

The Big Bang Theory.

Scene 1: The Roommate Agreement Disaster
Apartment 4A.*

Sheldon sat on the couch, meticulously reviewing the sacred Roommate Agreement.

Leonard stood across from him, already exhausted.

Sheldon: "As per Section 7, Subsection C, Paragraph 12— 'Leonard shall never adjust the thermostat without my explicit approval.'"

Leonard sighed. "Sheldon, it's just a few degrees. It's winter."

Sheldon: "Winter is but a construct of your weak mammalian flesh. The thermostat stays at 72.4 degrees Fahrenheit."

Just then—

BOOM.

The apartment door EXPLODED off its hinges.

YG stepped in, holding a flamethrower.

Everyone screamed.

Howard: "HOLY CRAP, WHO IS THIS GUY?!"

YG looked around, nodded approvingly, then pointed the flamethrower at Sheldon.

YG: "Yo, listen up, calculator brain—THERMOSTATS AREN'T THAT DEEP."

Sheldon: "THERMOSTATS ARE EXTREMELY DEEP."

YG: "BRO, YOU'RE ARGUING ABOUT AIR. CHILL."

Leonard, finally feeling validated, started clapping.

Sheldon adjusted his glasses. "Excuse me, but who are you?"

YG walked up to him. "I'm the dude that's about to fix your life."

He then pulled out a lighter, sparked it, and THREW IT AT THE THERMOSTAT.

The thermostat exploded.

Howard, panicking: "WHAT THE HELL, MAN? THAT WASN'T NECESSARY."

YG: "It was necessary."

Sheldon stood there, completely shocked. For the first time in history, he had no comeback.

The man was defeated.

Penny, from the hallway: "Damn. I kinda like this guy."

Scene 2: YG Meets Penny and Breaks the Timeline
Penny was sitting on the couch, rolling her eyes at Leonard, who was trying (and failing) to flirt.

Leonard: "S-So, Penny... I, uh... was thinking... maybe we could—"

BOOM.

YG appeared out of thin air.

YG: "NAH. We're not doing this again."

Leonard: "Wait, what?"

YG pulled out a clipboard, flipping through notes.

YG: "Let's see... Season 1, you simp too hard. Season 2, you still simp too hard. Season 3—yep, still simping. Season 4—Oh, God, bro, just STOP."

Leonard turned red. "HEY! I'M NOT A SIMP!"

Penny: "Leonard, you literally cried when I went on a date with another guy."

YG: "EXACTLY. And don't even get me started on how Penny CLEARLY out of your league, yet they forced y'all together out of pity."

Penny choked on her drink. "Wait, WHAT?"

Leonard: "BRO. STOP."

YG shook his head. "Penny, be real with me. You ever truly love Leonard or you just got tired of dating idiots?"

Penny paused.

Silence.

Leonard: "Penny...?"

Penny, after deep thought: "Oh my God. He's right."

YG SMIRKED.

Leonard FELL TO HIS KNEES.

The entire show's ENDING just got rewritten in real-time.

Scene 3: The Bazinga Showdown
The gang was sitting in their usual booth at The Cheesecake Factory.

Sheldon was still reeling from the thermostat destruction.

Howard and Raj were whispering.

Howard: "This guy might be more powerful than Sheldon..."

Raj: "No one is more powerful than Sheldon."

Sheldon suddenly stood up.

He turned to YG, eyes narrowed. "You may have disrupted our lives, but you forgot one thing."

YG raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah? What's that?"

Sheldon took a deep breath.

And then—

"BAZINGA."

The entire restaurant shook.

The sky went dark.

Lightning crashed.

The power of the Bazinga echoed across dimensions.

YG was thrown back, slamming into the counter.

Penny gasped. "HOLY SH*T, THAT ACTUALLY WORKED?!"

Sheldon adjusted his sleeves, smirking.

"Your reality-warping abilities are impressive, YG," he said, stepping forward. "But you underestimated the power of my catchphrase."

YG wiped his mouth. "Damn, you actually made me taste blood. Respect."

The tension was real.

The ultimate battle had begun.

NERD VS. GOD.

SHELDON VS. YG.

Scene 4: The Final Smackdown
Sheldon charged at YG, armed with pure intellect and condescension.

Sheldon: "YOUR DISRUPTIONS HAVE BEEN MOST IRRITATING, AND I WILL NOW EXPEL YOU FROM OUR SHOW."

YG cracked his knuckles. "Try me, Einstein."

Sheldon unleashed his full knowledge of physics, calculating angles, trajectories, and gravitational pulls.

YG? He just threw hands.

AND SHELDON GOT KNOCKED THE F*CK OUT.

Silence.

Howard, shaking: "...Oh my God. He killed him."

Raj: "SHELDON IS DEAD. WE'RE FREE."

Penny: "Lowkey, that was hot."

Leonard: "Does this mean I can date Penny again?"

YG turned and slapped Leonard so hard that the universe rewrote itself again.

Epilogue: The Sitcom Multiverse is Officially F*cked
YG had now completely destroyed two legendary sitcoms.

Ted Mosby? No longer a simp.
Barney Stinson? Married.
Sheldon Cooper? DEAD.
Leonard and Penny? NEVER HAPPENED.

And somewhere in another timeline—

Ross Geller from Friends started sweating.

Because YG was coming for him next.

TO BE CONTINUED