The Unseen Script - (The Great Reset / Re-Set?)

Chapter 2 (Z10): When YG Became a Sitcom Menace

The universe had already become a melting pot of reality, fiction, and absolute nonsense.
And just when things were starting to feel semi-stable—

YG decided to f*ck with How I Met Your Mother.

Scene 1: The Bro Code Violation
The bar was dimly lit. Marshall, Ted, and Barney sat in their usual booth at MacLaren's, discussing deep bro matters.

Marshall: "The Bro Code is sacred, Ted. You can't just break it."
Ted: "Okay, but what if—hypothetically—she's my soulmate?"
Barney: "HYPOTHETICALLY? TED, IF YOU BREAK THE BRO CODE, YOU'RE BASICALLY COMMITTING WAR CRIMES."

The music swelled. The tension was thick. Ted looked deep in thought.

And then—

BOOM.

The entire bar door slammed open, shaking the whole place like a Marvel superhero just landed.

YG walked in.

Everyone turned.

Barney instantly recognized the energy.

"Oh, hell no."

YG walked straight up to the booth, grabbed Ted by the collar, and with ZERO context, yelled—

"BRO CODE IS LIFE! STOP BEING A HOPELESS ROMANTIC, YOU PATHETIC DUMBASS!"

Silence.

Ted blinked. "Who... are you?"

YG let go of him, fixed his collar, and casually sat down.

"Name's YG. You can call me—The Fucking Reality Check."

Barney stared. "I respect that name."

Marshall whispered, "Lily's gonna kill me if I get involved in this."

YG slammed a beer on the table.

"Listen up, Ted. You don't find love by chasing every damn girl like a golden retriever on Red Bull. Sit yo' ass down and let destiny do its job."

Barney nodded aggressively. "EXACTLY. That's literally what I've been saying for NINE SEASONS."

Ted sighed. "But guys—"

YG cut him off. "No buts. Ted, you're gonna be a dad. Eventually. Just... let it happen."

Ted: "What do you mean, 'eventually'?"

YG just winked and vanished into thin air.

Everyone sat in stunned silence.

Marshall: "...Did that dude just... time travel?"
Barney: "I don't know, but I kinda wanna party with him."

Scene 2: The Legendary Slap
Thanksgiving. The iconic Slap Bet.

Marshall had one slap left to give Barney.

The moment was tense.

Marshall raised his hand—ready to deliver a slap so powerful it could break timelines.

But RIGHT BEFORE IT CONNECTED—

BOOM.

YG teleported in mid-air, BETWEEN THEM.

Marshall's hand SMACKED YG INSTEAD.

The slap echoed through dimensions.

Silence.

Marshall's eyes went wide. "OH SH*T, DUDE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO—"

YG just stood there. Unfazed.

Barney gulped. "Holy sh*t... he's immune."

YG cracked his neck. Turned to Marshall.

"Nice form, bro. But lemme show you how it's really done."

Marshall: "Wait, what—"

YG SLAPPED MARSHALL SO HARD, THE ENTIRE SET OF HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER COLLAPSED.

The audience gasped. The laugh track BROKE.

Neil Patrick Harris, completely out of character, just whispered: "That was... beautiful."

Ted, from under the rubble: "I think I saw God."

Robin: "I think you saw YG."

Lily, from a distance: "I think I'm gonna need a divorce."

Scene 3: The Intervention
The gang had staged an intervention for Barney.

The intervention banner hung above them.

Barney sat on the couch, arms crossed.

"Guys, I don't have a problem. I'm just BUILT DIFFERENT."

Robin: "Barney, you tried to seduce a nun yesterday."

Ted: "And you sold my couch in a game of strip poker."

Lily: "AND you called my unborn child a 'future wingman.'"

Barney shrugged. "Sounds like a Tuesday."

BOOM.

The door flew open.

YG walked in, holding a massive intervention banner of his own.

Except it didn't say "INTERVENTION."

It said "Y'ALL SOME DUMBASSES."

Ted: "Okay, who keeps letting this guy in?"

YG pointed straight at Barney. "You. Suit Boy. You need an intervention."

Barney laughed. "Please, what do YOU know about living a legen—wait for it—"

YG: "Shut yo' ass up. You think you got game?"

YG pulled out a list of every girl Barney ever dated.

It was longer than the Bible.

Robin: "...Jesus Christ."

YG scanned the list.

Then he turned to Barney. "Name one relationship that actually mattered."

Silence.

Barney froze.

Ted: "Oh sh*t, did he just—"

Barney's ego shattered.

The whole gang watched in shock as Barney—
THE Barney Stinson—reached an existential crisis.

Barney: "Holy sh*t... I think I actually... love Robin."

Robin: "Wait, WHAT?!"

Marshall: "Oh my God, YG just did more in 10 seconds than we did in nine years."

YG smirked. "I do this sh*t for fun, man."

And just like that—YG vanished again.

Barney stared at Robin. "Sooo... wanna get married?"

Robin: "...You know what? F*ck it."

EPILOGUE: The Sitcom Multiverse is Doomed
YG had completely broken the HIMYM timeline.

Ted found love without whining for 9 seasons.
Barney became a loyal husband.
Marshall unlocked a slap so powerful it shook the cosmos.

And the laugh track? Officially dead.

Somewhere in the multiverse, The Big Bang Theory was next.

"BAZINGA MY ASS," YG muttered, as he set course for Sheldon Cooper.

TO BE CONTINUED...