Super Serious Monotone Voice: Every summer, Nova hosts a kick ass Kitchen Party and invites all the Provinces and Territories. This is an account of just one.
Nova: *Slaying it on the Fiddle as usual*
PEI: *dancing on the table while eating potatoes*
Newfoundland: *Drinking and telling jokes to the Territories*
Nunavut, NWT, and Yukon: *Listening to NFL's jokes*
New Brunswick: *Drunk and Crying in the corner* Am I French? Am I English? I don't Fucking know! A-A
Quebec: *Awkwardly trying to avoid Ontario because of their...ahem...socialization the night before ;) *
Ontario: *Trying to find Quebec to return his underwear*
Saskatchewan: *still watching his dog run away*
Alberta: *Bursts in covered in a black substance* DID SOMEBODY SAY............OIL SANDS!!!!!!!!
Nova Scotia: *Stops playing the fiddle for a moment* No. No we did not. *goes back to fiddle playing*
British Columbia: Why's Princey on the table?
Nova Scotia: *angrily sets fiddle down* Princey is my best friend and she can do whatever she wants in my house, sweetheart!
Alberta: Cool it Nova. Cool like the oils sands. Did you know-
Everybody But Alberta: Nobody cares Alberta!
Alberta: *sulks away*
Ontario: *finding Quebec behind a potted plant* hey...beccy? We need to talk.
Quebec: Shit! *jumps out a window*
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FanfictionWhile the countries of the world deal with land disputes and keeping England out of the kitchen, the province's and territories of Canada have their own hilarious adventures. Join Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, Alberta, Prince Edward Island, Saskatch...
