Me doing math

99 11 0
                                    

Me: *looks at the number "8"* OMIGOSH! YAAASSS! INFINITE! Um...but why is it rotated?
People: that...is the number eight...
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Me: *Doesn't read the word 'fractions' properly*
People: THAT SAYS FRACTIONS! NOT FACTIONS!
Me: Riiigghht... Lol
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Me: *Runs around in circles singing:* THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST! THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!!!
People: *Sigh* SHUT UP AND STOP QUOTING MEAN GIRLS!
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People: We have a test you know...right?
Me: Which test?
People: A m-
Me: Whenever I think of the word 'test', I think of Divergent. Like, an Aptitude test or something...
People: I swear...why do you have friends?
Me: Why do you have no soul?
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Me: *goes up to random people:* DID YOU KNOW? MATH IS THE SAME IN EVERY COUNTRY!
People: ...
Me: Watch. Mean Girls.
People: ...
Me: ....
People: *stares at me weirdly* I've watched Mean Girls before...
Me: Oh. Okay. OMIGOSH BEST IDEA EVER! WE CAN BE MEAN GIRLS BUDDIES! :v
People: *backs away slowly, and then starts to run*
Me: What? Come back here! :(
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