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❥ y/n: i've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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❥ gaku: *holding a bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?
❥ y/n: *chugs entire bottle*
❥ y/n: it's perfume.
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❥ osoro: i know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
❥ y/n: It's not a joke.
❥ y/n: *sniffles*
❥ y/n: I'm a legit snack.
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❥ hanako: i'm a reverse necromancer.
❥ y/n: isn't that just killing people?
❥ hanako: ah, technicality.
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❥ oko: what do you think (y/n) will do for a distraction?
❥ amao: they'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. that's what I would do.
❥ y/n: *building explodes and several car alarms go off*
❥ amao: ... or they could do that.
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❥ info-kun: if you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise.
❥ y/n: I beg to differ.
❥ info-kun: then beg.
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❥ amao: rules are made to be broken.
❥ kizano: they were made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken.
❥ oko: uh, piñatas.
❥ megamo: glow sticks.
❥ aso: karate boards.
❥ budo: spaghetti when you have a small pot.
❥ amao: rules.
❥ kizano: ...
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❥ y/n: why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
❥ aso: your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
❥ y/n: ...
❥ y/n: i wrote sanitize.
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❥ y/n: *in a high voice, holding barbie* hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
❥ ayato: *in a deep voice, holding ken* nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids.
❥ info-kun: what the fuck are you guys doing?
❥ y/n: playing systemic oppression.
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❥ y/n: *accidentally hits megamo in the face*
❥ y/n: *trying to decide between saying 'i'm fucking sorry' and 'are you okay'*
❥ y/n: ...
❥ y/n: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
❥ megamo: what's wrong with you?!
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Obsessive Affection (Yandere Simulator: male rivals! X reader)
FanfictionWell, well, well...a group of handsome boys plus a sociopath have fallen for you. Lucky you! ...right?
