Incorrect quotes pt. 1

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❥ osano: you're the love of my life and my best friend, i would do anything for you.

❥ y/n: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

❥ osano: absolutely not.

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❥ amao: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

❥ ayato: killed without hesitation.

❥ amao: no.

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❥ hanako: i've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them

❥ y/n: this is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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❥ y/n: fuck.

❥ osano: we've got to work on your cursing.

❥ y/n: why? i'm pretty good at cursing already.

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❥ ayato: someone will die.

❥ hanako: of fun!

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❥ aso: whaddya call a fish with no eye?

❥ megamo: *not looking it up* myxine circifrons.

❥ aso: fsh

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❥ mujo: *tending to wounds* how would you rate your pain?

❥ osoro: zero stars. would not recommend.

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❥ y/n: i prevented a murder today.

❥megamo: really? how did you do that?

❥ y/n: self control.

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❥ aso: it's dark in here.

❥ budo: don't worry dude i got this. *stomps their feet* *sketchers light up*

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*info-kun and amao sitting in jail together*

❥ amao: so who should we call?

❥ info-kun: i'd call, but i feel safer in jail.

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❥ budo: i trust ayato.

❥ y/n: you think he knows what he is doing?

❥ budo: i wouldn't go that far.

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❥megamo: i know you snuck out last night.

❥ osano: play dumb.

❥ y/n: who's osano?

❥ osano: THAT'S NOT DUMB!

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❥ info-kun: in your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

❥ amao: how tall are you?

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❥ aso: who thinks i can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

❥ megamo: you're a hazard to society.

❥ y/n: and a coward. DO TWENTY!

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❥ hanako: they stole from me first!

❥ y/n: mhm.

❥ hanako: stole my heart!

❥ mujo: it is illegal to commit murder.

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