Thief With A Bike ~ Krii7y

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"Call him, he's right here." Puffer huffed, tone dropping drastically. "Smitty say 'hi'."

Smit looked over, his face painted with mild entertainment. "I love that you guys are looking out for me, but I assure you it's okay."

"That wasn't 'hi'."

"Hi." Smit grumbled.

"Really?" Matt sounded concerned, but his tone switched quite quickly. "You still can't have my Nelly cuddles."

"I told you!" Grizzy exclaimed, hearing what Matt had to say about his cuddles.

"Im concerned on why you're asking for them in the first place." Eli said, Swag could he heard saying something inaudible in the background.

"Oh, no reason." Puffer smirked.

"Puffer you shithead!" Grizzy mouthed, aware Puffer just spilt the secret.

"What-"

"Oh I see how it is." John could sense Eli's smirk.

"Guys, I'll just spill it for you." John yawned, voice monotone as always.

"John? Hey!" Eli exclaimed.

"Honestly, Johns better than all of you, besides maybe Smii7y. Fuck you." Swag grumbled from the back of the group again. Of course everyone's first pick was Smit, but John was happy he was someone's second, and he was with Smit anyways.

Maybe Swags comment would've been offensive to one of them, but they were all laughing, so no one cared, it seemed.

"What makes me so special?" John questioned, not really caring about what Swag would say regardless.

"You're so anti drama, unlike these fucks."

"Excuse me?" Eli huffed.

"Oh don't even, you're such a drama queen." Swag grumbled.

"Im offended." Eli said, farther away than before.

"How's Droid doing?" Smii7y asked.

"He's alright, we met with Pezzy the other day. A bit upset you took Puffer instead of me." Matt answered.

"Im sorry Matt, I'll make it up to you."

"Extra Nelly cuddles?" Matt asked.

"I don't think I can promise that."

"He's taking my Nelly cuddles then!" Puffer announced.

"Then what else do I deserve?"

"Want to go to Vegas?" Smit asked suddenly.

"Ugh-" John sighed, annoyed.

"John, be quiet." Smit mumbled.

"Yeah, actually." Matt sounded quiet at first, "you don't have to, Smit."

"I was planning on taking Swag with me anyways." Smit grumbled, sneaking a peek at John, who tried his hardest to look just as neutral as before.

"Really?" Swag said from behind Matt.

"Yeah, thought I'd take you Swagger, you never really come with me on trips."

"I don't have any fucking money, thats why."

"Don't worry about it, buddy. I gotcha."

"No way, you're awesome Smit." John could hear in Swags tone that he was smiling like a madman.

So much for his one on one vaca, although he should've expected this. Smit always saw his friends in the picture too, not everything was about him, after all. Even though John wished he was alone with Smit most of the time, Matt and Swag were probably far better travel buddies than Puffer and Grizzy turned out to be.

He wouldn't want a vaca with them again, even though they weren't the worst, they definitely weren't the best, thats for sure.

"Taking two, I hope, but only after I get my Nelly cuddles." Matt popped back into the conversation.

"How about you both get Nelly cuddles, I'm sure you can share." John mumbled from behind Smit, now suddenly leaning on the couch.

"Share?" Puffer looked at him incredulously.

"I can share Nelly." Matt chuckled.

"Well, Puffer, You've been outvoted." Grizzy also chuckled along with Matt.

"Yeah, I guess I can share." Puffer grumbled.

"Yo, wuzzup." Droids voice could he heard now.

"Holy shit, how many people you got over?" Smit giggled.

"First, Swag and Eli live with me, Second... I don't know." Matt shrugged, knowing full well the others couldn't see him.

"I thought Eli lived on his own." Smit questioned.

"He got lonely." Matt yawned melodramatically. "I don't blame him." He added.

"Can't move in with Soup, or McNasty?"

"Nuh uh." Matt huffed, but the rest of what he was going to say got cut off by Droid.

"Smit, how lonely do you get in that big ass house you got?" Droid laughed from behind Matt.

"I have a dog, and it won't be lonely for long." Smit looked up a John expectantly. John smiled at him, an honest smile, one meant for Smit and Smit only. It was unlikely anyone else would receive that smile.

"Oh?" An unfamiliar voice spoke, or unfamiliar to John at least.

"Hiya Pezzy." Smit greeted happily

"What's good, Smitzer."

"Oh my god, don't call me that." Smit shook his head, hiding it in his hands in embarrassment.

"Aww, why not?"

"Just don't." Smit wheezed, starting to laugh uncontrollably. John had never heard him laugh like that before.

"Holy shit, monkey dog!" Matt yelped, a sudden slam resonated throughout the room, before a small "Shit, I fell." Could be heard.

John changed his mind, Travelling with Matt might be funner than he thought.

-A/N-

"Holy phone."

-Blarg

-Fun Fact(s)-

Smit is the only character in this fic so far who can do a backflip and land it (He does it on motorcycles, sooo)

John still paints his nails, it's just not mentioned.

Smit does actually have a design I made for him, and I follow it religiously. He also always has black painted nails in every depiction.