(A Gristle And Bridget Short!)
One Morning In The Bergen Castle...
Gristle: *Lazily Playing With His Keyboard* 🎹
Bridget: *Reading A Fashion Magazine*
Gristle: So, What Do You Wanna Do today Babe?
Gristle: I Don't Know Grissy. I Was Invited To A Sleepover With Poppy Later Tonight. Do You wanna come? 😄
Gristle: Will There Be Pizza? 🤨
Bridget: Maybe?
Gristle: Hmmmm... Well I Gotta Go Take A Pee I'll Be Right Back.
A Few Seconds Later Bridget Heard A Scream Coming From The Bathroom.
Gristle: *Screams Girlishly And Runs Out of The Bathroom* AIEEEEEEEEEEEE! 😱
Bridget: Grissy! What's Wrong?! 😨 Did You Find Another Butt Wart?
Gristle: There Is A HUGE Bloodthirsty Spider In There! 👈😰
Bridget: Really? Let me see.
Gristle: *Grabs Her Ankles* NO! Don't Go In There! It's Absolutely Horrible! 😰
Bridget Just Gently Shook Her Husband Off And Walked into The Bathroom... And She saw that there was A Teeny Tiny Green, Fuzzy Spider Standing On The Sink.
The Spider: *Waves At Her* 🕷️
Bridget: Aww! It's Just A Tiny One. 🤏😄
Gristle: Are you Kidding?! It's HUGE! Oh! I Can't Look! 🫣
Bridget: Don't Worry, All We Have To Do Is Get A Cup And A Piece Of Paper And Catch It.
Gristle: I'm Not Letting You Get NEAR That Demonic Thing! I'll Call ALL The Palace Guards To Take Care Of It! 😰
Bridget: Doesn't That Seem A Bit Extreme- 😐
Gristle: *Grabs His Telephone* GUARDS!!! THERES A GIANT BLOOD THIRSTY SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM! 📞😫
Soon ALL The Palace Guards Showed Up In The Royal Throne Room, All Holding Up Their Weapons. Prepared to Fight off the "Giant Spider"
Guard: So Where Is He?
Bridget: He's Crawled Up Onto The Celling. ☝️
Guard: Don't Worry Your Highness. We'll Take Care of it!
Bridget: You Won't Hurt Him Will You? 😥
Guard: Don't Worry Queen Bridget. We'll be Gentle. 😁
It Took ALL The Guards To Finally Get Gristle Off The Ceiling.
Guard: KING GRISTLE! GET DOWN FROM THERE! 😡
Gristle: *Holding Onto The Chandelier* NOOOO! THE SPIDER WILL GET ME!😫
The Guards: *Finally Pulls Him Off The Chandelier, Braking It In The Process*
Guard: Ok, We Got The King Off The Ceiling. Now Where's That Spider? 😄
Bridget: He's In The Bathroom On The Sink.
The Guards: Walks Into The Bathroom To See That The Spider Is Tiny*
The Guards: 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
The Spider: *Cutely Smiles At Them* (⚫️⚫️W⚫️⚫️)
On Of The Guards: *Just Traps It Under A Cup And Puts It Outside*
Bridget: The "Big Scary" Spider is Gone Grissy. Your safe. ^^
Gristle: Oh Thank Pizza! 😮💨
Gristle: NOTHING Scares me more than Spiders! 😅
A Lady Bug Landed On Bridget's Shoulder. 🐞
Gristle: Except LADYBUGS! 😱 *Runs Around Screaming*
Bridget: 😐
The Guards: 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
The End! 🕷️
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