pranking time! // woodblock oneshots

hate to be the victim.

shitpost on how i keep dying as woody in roleplays like bro cant you kill bubble instead im becoming deppresed.

[woody-focus, slightly shitposty LOL, short as flip]

[4/10/24]

' ' im not the person who hates stuff

but i hate being the victim. ' '

— ★

dear diary,

people tend to see me as a person whos scared of everything. its true, everythings so scary.. but that doesnt mean i cant stand up for myself!

actually.. i cant. so im writing to you again, diary. kinda stupid but this is the best way to express my emotions

lately ive been getting pranked alot by blocky and his friends and i keep dying i hate it i hate it i hate it i dont like it

its so tiring to keep dying and dying over and over again and the worst part??? NO ONE REVIVES ME

barely anyone revives me everyone probably doesnt remember that i still exist i hate it [skribble, and some words that cant be understood]

[tears are on the diary]

if only i wasnt a scaredy cat

what if i were as cool and better like everyone else? even if i was bad like flower id still be recognized i wish i wasnt like this i wish i were someone else

im always the victim of everything yet im always forgotten too tacos probably my only trusted friend and im so [more skribbles]

everyones so mean and annoying and so sodifjeodifjkdjxnfndn [skribbles are everywhere]

WHY AM I LIKE THIS WHY AM I SO TWRRIBLE WHY AM I SUCH A TERRIBLE OBJECT IM JUST IMS OA AAAH im sTIRED of veing scared of everything i DONT WANT TO BE THE VICTOM

[everything is unreadable past this point.]

...

.....

one dah km gonna get revnebge and im gonna kill themr all to [handwriting is messy, and there are more tears on it.]

[woody rips the page and starts to cry.]

— ★

im speedrunning for you epic goobers :333 trust me i'll make epic cool unbelieveable stuff !!! -aeli