Pirate Joe: @Best Witch You are so unattractive that your reflection tries to walk away when you glance in the mirror.
Best Witch: @Pirate Joe I'm not saying you're ugly, but nobody wants to sleep with you because they don't want to be prosecuted for animal abuse.
Colorful Llama: @Tall and Sexy God Even though it might appear like I'm paying attention to you, I simply imagine duct tape across your lips.
Tall and Sexy God: @Colorful Llama It's not that I don't listen to you when you talk. It's just that there is only so much stupid information I can process in one go.
Warrior Princess: @Goblin You're like the first slice of bread in a loaf. You get touched by everybody but wanted by none.
Goblin: Well Sausage wants me! @Warrior Princess I'm not stating you're stupid, but a glowstick has a better future than you have.
Iron: @Bard Feed your own ego. I'm busy.
Bard: @Iron It must be fun to wake up each morning knowing that you are that much closer to achieving your dreams of complete and utter mediocrity.
Wood Daddy: @Woody There's somebody out there for everybody. For you, it's a psychiatrist.
Woody: Scott at least I have a Scott @Wood Daddy We were going to roast you, but it's not good for the environment to burn trash. (Yes I purposely called Scott "A Scott")
Definitely Human: Well apparently all you guys roast each other just to feed your own ego and make you feel good about yourselves. (I legit almost had forgotten about Lizzie)
Pirate Joe: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!
Best Witch: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!
Colorful Llama: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!
Tall and Sexy God: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!
Warrior Princess: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!
Goblin: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!
Iron: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!
Bard: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!
Wood Daddy: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!
Woody: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!
Responsible Ones
Responsible 1: Gem we say 'You guys are proof God has a sense of humor.'
Responsible 2: Oki also can we actually appreciate that they used punctuation
Responsible 1: They did?! Wow that's surprising
Responsible 2: Yeah it's a surprising thing
Responsible 1 is offline
Responsible 2 is offline
E2 Class
Bee Queen: You guys are proof God has a sense of humor.
Bee Queen is offline
Dad: You guys are proof God has a sense of humor.
Dad is offline
Bard: ...Oh...
Pirate Joe: Oh...
Best Witch: Well damn
Colorful Llama: I-
Iron: Oh well that's...
Wood Daddy: Oh...Jolly...
Woody: Well then
Tall and Sexy God: Welp
Warrior Princess: We deserved that...
Goblin: Yeah we very much did
Definitely Human: Welp sad for you guys
Author's Note: I didn't have any ideas so this is the best I thought of :,)
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