The Start of a Rivalry

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CSF = City Street Fighting

MMA = Mixed Martial Arts


Luiz (MMA): Hahaha you want to fight me? You must be joking. I'm a pro. You wouldn't last 30 seconds with me.

Me (CSF): Okay let's fight.

Luiz: You're funny. But I don't fight for free. I'm a pro. You want to fight me? You gotta pay me. $100,000. Cash. Upfront. Then we can talk.

Me: Why?

Luiz: Because I'm the best. And the best get paid. You want to fight me? You gotta pay the price. $100,000. Cash. Upfront. Then we can talk.

Me: Hey then how about you pay me?

Luis: You think you can beat me? You think you can take down Luiz? Bring it on. But you gotta put your money where your mouth is. $100,000. Cash. Upfront. Then we'll talk.

Me: Ok ok 💰

Luis: Now you're talking. $100,000. Cash. Upfront. Then we'll see what you're made of. Meet me in the octagon. Let's settle this like men.

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