Deadpool X Reader

Chapter 1:Merc with the Golden Tongue

It has been several years since your release from that cryogenic pod and things have severely changed. Thanks to your brother and other scientists research they were able to make nukes of mass destruction but something went a bit wrong instead of killing people they turned them superhuman and the world of marvel and dc was literatly put into your world. Although some are posers these super people actually are like the real deal in the comics and movies. And you and S-3 parted ways the moment you both had the chance to escape. You didn't have any more family since it's been about 150 years so you decided to get a job as a mercenary. Since you could have any power you wanted you decided to be immortal first. I mean you don't really have family or friends to worry about leaving begin right? Sorry just trying to lighten the mood. Your first job was to kill an old man that used to be a gang leader. They gave you a gun and you killed him and that's when you started working your way up the ladder of jobs. You got payed at least 1000 dollars per kill and you usually did 5 kills a day if you wanted to. Since you usually liked to end things with explosions you had to pay a lot of the damage. That ended you up in a cruddy apartment. The underground system trusted you to give them information but few ever gave you information back and if they did it was most likely fake. And soon you were given the long nickname of the Merc with the Golden Tongue. Living wasn't that bad but you still kept to yourself since you didn't want any bad guys coming in to say hi any time soon. After a few more jobs you got rid of the ability to not feel physical pain because that ruined you getting to your target faster in earlier missions. Now to talk about the present.
Your P.O.V

*ringing phone* "Ughh just 5 more minutes." *phone keeps ringing* "Fine." *Picks up phone*
"(Y/N), Hey it's me Jerry I got another job for you."
"Really what is it this time?"
"This is the big one. Your client wants you to kill the leader of S.H.I.E.L.D.!"
"And where can I find him?"
"In New York by be careful that place is guarded with the best weapons and super hero's ever."
"Like who?"
"There's the avengers, sometimes the fantastic four and a few visitors."
"Doesn't sound to hard."
"I know you can't die but you can be enslaved or something."
"As long as they don't know who i am I'm fine." *hangs up* "Alright time to get this party started!" *grabs knife, shotgun and pistol.*
*A trip to New York later*
"So this is thier headquarters. Not bad." You know if this is so guarded why am I not asked any questions. This feels like a trap but it doesn't matter. *A long walk to Nick Fury's office* *Panting* " Why....did I*gasp of air* take the stairs??
"So your the assassin sent to kill me?"
*You hold up a finger* "Give me a sec..." *a short awkward time of gasping* "So your Nick Fury?"
"Yes. And I don't think I'll be dying today."
"Why's that?"
"Button."
"Button... ah crap."
*pushes button and you get filled with lead*
*You stay standing and crack your neck.* "Thank goodness I thought it was a trap door." I would have to climb all the way back up." Now unlike wolverine you dont have super healing abilities so to him your just bleeding out.
"I admit your quite resilient but you'll bleed out before you get to me."
"We will see old... is it just me or is getting dark..." *faints*
Nick's P.O.V

Finally she's dead. *Walks over and checks her pulse* Huh she's still alive? *Captain America runs in*
"Sir are you alright?"
"Yeah soldier but so is she."
"What?" *looks down and see's your lead covered body* "Um sir if it isn't rude to say, I think she's dead."
"Check her pulse."
*Checks pulse* "Still beating. That's amazing.."
"I want you to put her in a cell. I want to see what happens."
"Are sure sir?"
"I gave you an order now do it soldier."
"Yes sir." *picks you up and starts descending down to the cells.*
*A day later your body has finally healed itself enough for you to wake up.*
Your P.O.V

"Ughh. Where am I? What happened?"
"Your in one of S.H.I.E.L.D's many cells."
"Who's there? Eh it doesn't matter your going to die."
*Captain America walks up to your cell*
"Well if it isn't America himself."
"I have a real name you know it's-"
"Don't want to know it."
"Fine. Can you tell me your name?"
"It's (Y/N) (L/N) alright."
"Nice name."
"Thanks."
"Well I gotta go and get the boss so just sit tight and don't do anything." *walks away.*
Let's see if I can stand yup. Aww man they took all my stuff except.*you reach into your chest and pull out a file* This will have to do. *you start opening a way out when Captain America came back with Nick.*
"Trying to escape are we?" Said Nick.
"Yeah, that's the idea."
"Are you in any pain?"
"No why?"
"I stuffed with bullets why else?" He said looking at you confused.
"Oh that, that was nothing."
*You hear them whisper*
"Would you like to join S.H.I.E.L.D?"
"Why? I just tryed to kill you."
"That was yesterday and you seem like you can be a very valuable allie and you get to have your own partner?"
"There's no point in me having a partner."
"And what do mean by that?"
"I mean I'm immortal. I don't want to make any friends."
"Oh but we have the perfect partner for you."
"Boss what are you doing he's not part of-"
"Shh let me handle this. Anyway want to see? Then you can decide wether to join us or not?"
"Fine but how much do you pay?"
"How much are you getting payed?"
"$1,000 per kill."
"I'll double it. Now let's go."*He opens your cell door and you get out. You walk for ages and you decide you should work on your cardio a bit more when you get home. When you get to the main hall Nick shouts"DEADPOOL!" *a flash and he appears* He wears a red and black suit, had 2 pistols, 2 katanas, and at least one shotgun.
"What is it Nick my pal, my buddy?"
"I'm still not forgiving you for destroying that airship. Any way we got you a partner."
"Partner?" *looks over at me and whistles* "But isn't she a little young for you know."
"Not that kind of partner! And in any case how old are you Ms?"
"Just call me (Y/N) and im 170 years old. Though technically I'm 20."
"Damm your old! Older then old soldier boy here." *pats Captain America's shoulder.*
"How are you technically 20 years old?"
"150 of those years were spent frozen in a cryogenic chamber."
"Really similar to me. Although I froze in water." Captain America saids awkwardly laughing.
"So they say you can't die. Are they right?"
"Yup 100% immortal baby. Now why do you ask?
"She needs a partner who can't die like her."
"You can't die either cool...so why don't we go over to my place where we can spend the rest of the eternity-"
"Uh how about no. Nick are you sure he's the only one I can partner with?"
"Yeah."
"Hey boss what about wo-"
"Nope no body now*pushes both of you out the door* get to work!"*shuts door*
"Ouch baldy. I thought we were friends. So where do you want to go besides probably inside my pants."
"Ew no I don't even know your real name."
"It's Wade Wilson. Nice one. Shut up he's trying to have a normal conversation. Will you two shut up!"
"Oh I see you have split personalities. This will be fun."
"Hey do you have a nickname?"
"A nickname?"
"Yeah like im called the merc with the mouth."
"They call me the merc with the golden tongue."
"Why?"
"Becuase I can only tell the truth."
*You feel a surge of power run through you.* I guess I leveled up.
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Well it seems you have leveled up what new ability would you like to have? Now you have to chose between these cause other wise you become to OP- Flying | Super Speed| Super Strength | Healing Factor like wolverine and deadpool.
And if you didn't noticed Deadpool's mind buddy's have joined in. We have the more sillier one with italics and the serious one with bolded italics. So decide what to level up in. I'll give you a day so most people can vote.