hoseok: help
hoseok: what the fuck went on there
hoseok: why did you look like you died when they all came in
seokjin: BECAUSR I WAS ABT TO
seokjin: not even joking suicide is looking good
hoseok: babes wtf
hoseok: pls explain
seokjin: RIGHT
seokjin: so like freshers last year
seokjin: HOLY SHIT
seokjin: thinking about it literally makes me want to die
seokjin: so we where at union night
seokjin: and you left with hyungwon and taemin to smoke a spliff
hoseok: that high that day was the best high ever
hoseok: before i pulled a whitey because i was basically black out
seokjin: womp womp
hoseok: fuck you
seokjin: YOULL UNDERSTAND WHH IN A MIN
hoseok: get to the fucking point bitch
seokjin: okay fucker
seokjin: jist you wait
seokjin: and i made the stupid decision to stay
seokjin: AND THEN NAMJOON WAS FUCKING THERE
seokjin: he gave me this really seductive stare
seokjin: and because im a horny little bitch
seokjin: i was like oh yeah lets go
seokjin: so we end up making out like the whole night
seokjin: so we go to maccies after because its an essential
seokjin: and then hes like do you want to come over to mine its getting late and i wouldnt want you to get home in the dark alone
seokjin: so i was like
seokjin: if youre offering i cant refuse
seokjin: so there we are
seokjin: eating our food
hoseok: bigmac?
seokjin: you know it bbg
seokjin: but
seokjin: FUCK THINKING ABOUT IT
hoseok: just thinking or did you actually fuck
seokjin: yes
hoseok: woah woah woah
hoseok: how did he act like he didnt know you????
seokjin: BECAUSE
seokjin: so we fucked
seokjin: ngl we where both blacked out but i was a little less blackout so thats why i remember
seokjin: BUT AFTER
seokjin: so i get my shoes on ready to do the walk of shame to our accom
seokjin: AND THEN HES LIKE
seokjin: i had a really nice time
seokjin: BUT THEN HE RUNS TO HIS TOILET AND STARTS THROWING UP
seokjin: and im like shit shit
seokjin: so i stay with him for like ten minutes
seokjin: and then get him to bed
seokjin: and then run off
hoseok: SHIT
hoseok: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
seokjin: yeah im fucked
hoseok: good luck when jimin makes that group
seokjin: literally im fucked
hoseok: by him
hoseok: yeah
seokjin: stop
seokjin: if i disappear
seokjin: it wont be awkward
seokjin: suicide looking real tempting rn
hoseok: HELP
seokjin: shit jimin is making the group
hoseok: BYE
hoseok: good luck
hoseok: tbh im excited for the group
seokjin: that must be nice
hoseok: HELP
seokjin: no
hoseok: fuck you
hoseok: but everyone seemed so nice today
hoseok: i also want to meet that yoongi guy
hoseok: from what tae was saying he seems like a vibe
seokjin: okay slut
hoseok: can i not just want to be friends with someone
seokjin: whats your body count again???
hoseok: kys
seokjin: i will if namjoon remembers
hoseok: hot
hoseok: omg group chat
hoseok: im gonna try jog namjoon's memory
seokjin: if you do ill slit your throat while you sleep
hoseok: yk im into that ;)))
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me and my uni friends chronically flirt with each other its shocking that im not in a relationship
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Fanfiction'I think I'm falling in love with you' 'I dont know if I believe that because I know you're high'
