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BILLY BOBBY JOHN spun around and charge out the entrance of the entrance like sonic.


"It's unbielible!! I can't believe that such EVIL people exist in my future kingdom...

 This is why the fashion communtio is RUNNING TO THE GROUND!!!"


All BILLY BOBBY JOHN wanted in his life was freedom, he flew while his 

cute toesie woesies touched the floor. 

"I WANT TO GET AS FAR AWAY FROM HOME AS POSSIBILE, HE WILL 

NEVER FIND ME!! I'LL NEVER RULE SUCH A HORRIBLE PLACE THAT 

DOESN'T ALLOW PRINCES TO BECOME PRINCES(S)!!!!!!!"

BILLY BOBBY JOHN runs and runs as fast as he can so that you can't 

catch him, he's the princess man. He arrived at the place where the cows 

go poo and the chickens grow bok choy. 

"Finally... I'm at the jones' farm. This farm is a very nice farm because it's 

the biggest and most best farm in 

the world of farm. Our kingdom is very recognized for farm because of 

this farmy farm. I can't wait to start farming on this farm."

BILLY BOBBY JOHN bent down, ripped his clothes off a little bit, and rubbed dirt on 

his face. "If i look too fancy, they might not hire me!!!"

billy bobby jones watched the prince run outside the entrance of the 

entrance. Deciding that his mission for the day was accomplished, he 

began to head back to his family's farm. 

"BYE MANAGER WHOS NAME I DONT KNOW!! BYE HALF NAKED MAN 

WHO HAS NO MORE PUBES! BYE RANDOM WITNESSES TO MY 

CRIME!!! HAVE A NICE DAYYYY!!!!"

billy bobby jones slowly packed up his bags, making eyecontact with 

everyone in the boutique while he put everything inside 1 item at a 

time.

"Toodaloo folks! I'm off to the location of my abuse and 

mistreatment..."

He skipped merrily merrily merrily merrily, like a but of dreams, 

down the yellow brick road towards the location of his abuse and 

mistreatment. As he approaches his little dirt doghouse outside his 

family's mansion he sees a familiar face squatting down on the 

ground rubbing a brown substance on his face. He then proceeded to 

watch him waltz into the barns and attempting to play with the 

animals.

"HEY!!! What do you think you're doing!!"

"OH HI!!!! Wait... WHY'RE YOU TRESPASSING ON THIS FARM!!" 

screamed BILLY BOBBY JOHN.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRESPASSING?? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FARM... 

IT'S THE jones' FARM! I'M billy bobby jones!"

"What... I HAVE TO WORK FOR YOU??? But wait... Why're you a 

fashion designer then... Your family owns the best farm in the 

world!"

"I HATE MY FAMILY!! I NEVER EVER WANTED TO BE A FARMER!! I 

WANTED TO MAKE PRETTY PRETTY(and smelly) DRESSES FOR THE 

REST OF MY LIFE!! BUT I COULDN'T BECAUSE OF MY FAMILY"

BILLY BOBBY JOHN's eyes widened. "Wait... so you're saying we both 

don't like our current lives and want something else. You want luxury 

and riches while I want to get away from that... Do you know what I'm 

thinking?"

"Of course not, I'm a farmer/fashion designer. Not a psychic."

"WHAT IF WE SWITCH PLACES!!!!!"

They both gasped and locked eyes.

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