Once upon a time, there was a little
lad named BILLY BOBBY JOHN. He
was a prince, but he didn't want to
be one. Secretly, in his heart he
desired to be a drag queen, but his
father forbade it because he HATED
womanly things and women (but he
also likes women and he has a wife.
He used to have more, but they died
because they gave him daughters.)
Everytime BILLY BOBBY JOHN
expressed his love for wigs and
dresses he was immediately shot
down. This encouraged him to
sneak around town to explore the
world of beauty whenever his dad
was not spiritually present.
Once upon a time in a land not
so far away, there was another
lad named billy bobby jones and
he was a victim of child labour
from his family. His parents
wanted more help on the farm,
so they had billy bobby jones.
Since he was a sperm, he was
forced to work on the farm,
whether it was swimming
through the hay or driving his
parents around in the go-cart.
In his blood pumping organ, he
wanted to be a fashion designer.
However, his family did not
have the funds for him
(specifically him) to buy sewing
stuff because they spent it all on
a go-cart (which billy bobby
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The BILLY bobby story
RandomThere is a farmer named billy bobby jones and a prince named BILLY BOBBY JOHN. They're cool and they fall in love, or do they. With this story, we can follow their adventures, rebellion, and tragedies. Also, we didn't fix any spelling errors so deal...
