Orion: Why would anyone want to harm Harry?
Draco: Maybe because they met him?
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Theo: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Orion.
Orion: I hate myself.
Theo: Alright, square up.
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Mattheo: We should normalize not loving family members.
Orion: You can just say: "I hate my dumb fuck uncle" or whatever. Talk like a normal person! (Talking about Lucius)
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Theo: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don't don't like them. That's not true... My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
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Orion: You know I think my life has value.
Draco: Who are you and what have you done with Orion?!
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Luna, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Orion, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Draco: Why don't I like this person?
Orion: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder.
Draco: Maybe it's because their name is "Harry". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?
Orion: No.
Draco: That's because your name is "Orion"
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Mattheo: You know, there's something weird going on with your face?
Orion: What?
Mattheo: You're smiling! I didn't know you could do that?
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Mattheo: You're insane!
Orion: Sure I am, what's your point?
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Orion: *angrily presses Theo against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Theo: ...
Theo: Are we about to kiss-
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Draco: Do you think I'm ugly?
Orion: It's not about looks, Draco. What's valuable is on the inside...
Draco: Orion...
Orion: For example, someone's heart.
Draco: Aw... Stop it-
Orion: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Draco: Seriously, stop
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The Snake and The Star
FanfictionOrion Sirius Black was the son of Regulus Arcturus Black and an unknown pureblood girl./ Orion now starting his first year at Hogwarts. He becomes friends with the boy who lived in Harry Potter. How will his years at Hogwarts be when he meets peopl...