[Bruno growls]
Bridgette: I think he's just hungry. Okay, onto the hosting.
Geoff: Our peanut gallery will soon have a say in who's gonna win the mil.
Courtney: Good. 'Cause I've got a lot to say about that. A lot a lot.
Owen: Cody has to win the finale, he's the only semi-non-evil player left.
Harold: That's if he and the others live long enough to compete. They're stranded in Drumheller, where the number one cause of death is being stranded in Drumheller.
Bridgette: Are we sure they're going to get here okay?
Geoff: Relax, babe. These guys are survivors. Look at Heather. She's like a Total Drama cockroach.
Duncan: I thought that was Ezekiel.
Harold: Perhaps Heather is Total Drama lichen. The stuff that survives forever.
Geoff: Ugh. My point is, they'll get here one way or another. And you know it's gonna be exciting however it goes down! So, who does the peanut gallery think will win?
[Geoff and Bridgette]
Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, Cody or Bentley?
[Bridgette]
There's Heather, she's an ice queen
But she's been playing hard
[Geoff]
Too bad everybody hates her
She'd have to pay a bodyguard
[Geoff and Bridgette]
Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, Cody or Bentley?
[Harold]
Ricki-ticki-ti, you're gonna hear it from me
The only one winning this is C-O-D
Pimpin' like a king, sippin' lemonade in the shade
Kickin' it Hawaiian style
Gonna take home the cheddar
We're gonna be all smiles
Shawty!
Courtney: Hey, how come he gets to sing?
Geoff: He doesn't. Harold!
[Harold]
Ricki-ticki-ticki-tody
Give it up for my man Cody
Harold's in the house spittin' rhymes like a roadie
A roadie
Harold: Oof!
[Courtney]
Gwen's a boyfriend stealer
[Harold]
Rick tick, whoa
[Courtney]
Duncan's a dead man
[Harold]
Ricki tick, oh no
Geoff: Cut! stop the music! I like a party as much as the next guy, but Harold, I gotta draw the line. This is confiscated! Here, Bridge.
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Total Drama World Tour: my dumb self made a self-insert
HumorThis my first little story thingy on this thing while I was thinking of what to make I just thought "hey, what if I put myself in my favorite cartoon" and so voila this thingy.
TDWT Aftermath: Hawaiian Style
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