btw full credit to Rainbowderp01 on Fandom, I wouldn't be able to make these as quick as I do without their transcripts.
[Aftermath theme]
[audience cheers]
[splash]
[audience gasps]
[audience laughs]
[explosion]
[explosion]
[theme song]
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[Aftermath theme]
[audience cheers]
Geoff: Yo, world! Welcome to Total Drama Aftermath, coming to you live from the tropical shores of Hawaii! After traveling all around the world this season, we had to wrap it up with a big shot of paradise. And I'm not chillaxin' here solo. Oh no. Say hey to our peanut gallery.
[audience cheers]
Geoff: We're just two episodes away from declaring this season's million dollar winner. And right here is where it's all gonna go down! First up, it's time to say hey to some friends who got booted off the big show. Please welcome Owen, Courtney, and Duncan.
Courtney: Why did I get introed with Owen and Jerk-Face?
Geoff: We're doing things way differently today.
Courtney: But I-I still get a song, right? 'Cause I've been working on mine for weeks. [clears throat] [vocalizes]
Geoff: First, I've got one more ex-contestant to add to the mix. It's the Queen of Painly herself, Blaineley !
[audience gasps]
[wheels squeak]
Beth: What did you do to the mean blonde person?!
Geoff: Wasn't me. Don't you remember when Courtney and Blaineley got booted out of the plane together in China? Get a load of what happened next in this previously unseen footage! [static] [voice over] And... boom!
[all laugh]
Geoff: Last time we Aftermathed, my most excellent co-host, , as nursing a wounded bear in Siberia. Well, the bear's better, finally. But the airport officials wouldn't let her fly home 'cause she only had Blaineley's passport.
Blaineley: [muffled laughter]
Geoff: So, Bridgey's been stuck on a Russian fishing boat for like, ages. But the wait is over!
[audience cheers]
Bridgette: [on a surfboard] Geoff! I'm so glad to see you!
Geoff: Behind you!
Bridgette: He's so cute, huh?! Whoa!
Geoff and Bridgette: [grunt]
Bridgette: Sorry!
Geoff: No worries, babe. Now that my granola goddess is back to co-host, I'm feeling no pain. Oh! [Bruno punches Geoff]
[Bruno growls]
[all gasp]
Bridgette: No, Bruno! Bad bear. Bad! Aw, he's gotten so possessive since I fixed his paw. But he's perfectly sweet and safe, as long as no one gets within three feet of me.
Geoff: How's a guy supposed to reunite with his girl like this?
Bridgette: Maybe he'd be okay if we just like, touched elbows? [they touch elbows]
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Total Drama World Tour: my dumb self made a self-insert
HumorThis my first little story thingy on this thing while I was thinking of what to make I just thought "hey, what if I put myself in my favorite cartoon" and so voila this thingy.
