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Daeja Ophelia Wellington|18
"Daeja, a wah happen?" My father asked.
He was in portland the other day but came back when my mom told him I got suspended.
"Tell how yuh did a fight a school and yuh guh unconscious," my mother shouted.
Wahm dah lady yah man?" My father said.
"Yo a daeja mi a talk to," my father said to my mother.
"Anyways, talk," he said, finally turning his attention to me
"So mi did in a fight a school and the girl beat mi multiple times," I said.
"Who dat?" He asked.
"Johannah," I said.
"Drake's daughter," He said, and I looked at him confused
" Mi know who yah talk, continued and tell mi the full story cause if mi fi guh call the people dem phone and guh blame dem daughter it nah guh look pretty " he said.
OK, just tell the truth.
"Ok so Tuesday mi guh up to dem and mi did a fren wid Johannah fren and mi realise she stop talk to me after a incident that happened so dem tell mi fi move but mi ignore dem and when the girl I told you who was my friend wid tell mi fi move a dats when mi call har waste gyal and sumn else so Johannah punch mi, Wednesday now that a di the next day, mi, April and Vicki decide fi beat dem because mi did get black eye from the day when she punch mi so we fight dem Wednesday when a free session and Johannah beat mi till mi guh unconscious" I said.
"Oh, so a you start it first?" He asked, and I just looked at him.
"Daeja, clearly a you start it first, why yuh guh call the people dem pitney waste gyal fah ee? S'pose mi guh call the people dem phone and guh cuss out dem daughter and blame har fi things weh you start and yuh guh get 5 days of suspension when a you fi get 2 weeks enuh, a wah a because guh unconscious" he said and I looked at him with a confused look.
A pick him a pick up fi har?
"A pick up yah pick up fi har? I asked.
"Mi nah pick up fi nuh body mi just a seh a you wrong and she end up get more dan you"
"Dats sound like him a pick up fi har"
Real.
"Kmt" Is all I said.
"Mek dis yah happen again and yuh see which god yah serve yerr, ohh" is all he said before leaving.
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Same day 12pm
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Johannah Kamarii Carmen|18
"Wonder if the teacher dem send work?"
"MUMMY! I called out to my mother.
Not getting a response, I decided to go downstairs
"Mum" I called out once again.
"Yeah" she replied
"Can I have my laptop? I wanna see if I get anyways and remember that I have cape coming up." I said
"Oh so a when yuh laptop get tek weh a dat time yah guh tell mi seh yuh have cape coming up" she said Turing her attention to me
Dis ooman man
"Mummy just please nuh and you and daddy sed one aguh cuss mi when mi fail a school" I said.
"It deh in a mi office in a di cupboard" she said checking the time on her watch.
"A 12:05 yuh have until 2:00 fi finish the latest a 2:30, gwan, and also a yah alone aguh deh here so either order food or better yet the house stock up so cook smth and also if mi Eva know seh yuh guh use the laptop without doing nuh school or nth yuh see which god yah serve" she said and I nodded.
