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DENIQUE COOPER 23
"Mek mi tell yuh this little coppa colour gal. Mi Denique Cooper nuh fraid a nuh gal, no day yer that."
The phone at my mouth for extra effect.
"I don't know how Dwvorn could take up a little country bunkan like you. His poor family must be embarrassed." She replied in her boujie uptown accent.
Lord, yuh see mi dying trials! See how mi nuh trouble people. Now look at this gal fighting over man.
"His family likes me just fine, ole mange." I said with the same attitude, and Yanique laughs.
She fine every thing funny enuh but mi naw laugh.
Yuh know mi a done argue with this gal because...if she know wa mi know she avoid di I. She nuh know seh them hand and foot ya wild.
"You black monkey. Dwvorn don't want you?"
I laughed, but mi nuh really find it funny. A wa beat a gal. "A that yuh pick? Black but nuh fuck out germs. Besides, when mi tell yuh mi want him bitch?"
She gasped, then hung up. Weh she should a do long time.
Yuh know seh that's why mi nuh like man with things? Them come with too much groupies. Kmft.
" Girl, can you imagine?" Yanique asked. "Wa ya go do lef him?"
"Nuh know ya. We talked bout this a Sandals wa day... him seh him and r lef how long and she got a whole pickney and husband up Town."
"Nique, be careful, cause them gal deh sick in a them head."
And I am not? Mek a gal try mi.
My phone started to ring on cue.
"Man of the moment." I said as I answered the call putting it on speaker.
"What yuh mean by that?" He asked...
"Tell yuh lil groupies to come down."
He hisses his teeth. "Babe mi nuh tell yuh fi stop meds that. Nutten nuh deh ya suh fi that gal. Easy mon"
"Mi fi easy? A betta yuh delete all mi number and as a matter a fact mi quit... caw deal with this."
"Hi! Hi! Don't get ridiculous now. Yuh try unquit yuh too nuff.
"Yuh think ya come mek wi dead fi hungry"
She have a point but a lickle joke me a mek a true mi vex.
"Denique, just stop chat ya man. Mi soon come bout 30 minutes."
"Dwvorn don't come a mi yard, mi nuh want yuh ya."
"Stop mi nuh." He hangs up. I threw the phone down in my lap.
Mek him try come nuh. Kmt. Thump mi fi thump him in aq him back. Mi nuh know a who him a come call babes.
