LISTEN. JUST THE OTHER DAY RIGHT. MY FLAT MATE 'DANIKA' WAS LIKE YEAH I SEEN MICHAEL ETC ETC. HE TOOK ME OUT AND GAVE ME PRESENTS COS IT WAS THEIR 2YRS AND SOMETHING MONTHS ANNIVERSARY (EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW APPARENTLY).
I WAS LIKE????????????
SO THEN I WAS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU TOGETHER YEAH?
"NAH." I JUST RAISED MY EYEBROWS LIKE OKAY KLKL.
"SO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT GETTING BACK WITH HIM?" THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID YEAH.
"NAH. NEVER. I CAN'T STAND HIM" WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ARE YOU GOING OUT TO MEALS ON YOUR 'ANNIVERSARY', GOING TO SEE HIM AND FUCKING HIM IN MY FLAT THEN. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU MOAN HIS NAME WHEN I'M MAKING FOOD. THIS GUY PUT SOME SPYWARE SHIT ON YOUR PHONE AND YOU BLATANTLY STILL LOVE HIM BUT PUT ON SOME FRONT WHEN HE'S NOT AROUND ABOUT 'YOU DONT WANNA GET BACK WITH HIM' YES YOU FUCKING DO.
STUPID, IDIOTIC, GIRL. ARGH I'M SO PISSED OFF BECAUSE THIS MICHAEL GUY IS SUCH A PRICK AND HE'S EATING MY CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MYYYYYYYYYYY CHOCOLATE.
I SWEAR VEINS ARE POPPING ON MY NECK AND SHIT I'M SO ANGRY. I'M ABOUT TO POUR ALL THE CONTENTS FROM MY SHAMPOO BOTTLE INTO HER FOOD YOU KNOW. DPMO ON THE FIRST DAY OF A NEW WEEK.
