Fate/Outer Code: Another Order

Singularity F (II): Murder-Death-Kill Remastered

(Y/N): Whaddya mean by that, you cheap squirrel knockoff? You tryna start something here? Put 'em up, let's run the ones.

Olga: Are you SERIOUSLY about to pick a fight with a harmless pet, of all things?!

(Y/N): If it puts up the dukes, it's gonna catch the hooks, baby.

Cu: For crying out loud, fine! You, Shielder, I haven't heard of someone like you in any legend out there. What's up with that?

Shinketsu: Clearly you don't know squat about Greek mythology. I mean, hello? The Aegis? Ajax? Hell, we met Achilles the other day.

Cu: Okay, is it me, or is there another one with you that I wasn't aware of?

(Y/N): Yeah, my suit can talk. 

Cu: *sarcastically* Uh-huh. Does it also tell you to stop being a prick?

(Y/N): Yeah, but I often don't listen. She gave up after a few tries.

Shinketsu, wanting to see how far down the line they would go before they actually acknowledged the suit could indeed talk, refrained from saying anything else for the moment.

(Y/N): But enough about Cyclops being a bitch for now. Mashmallow, you were about to answer, hm?

Mash: Ah, that... The fact is that I... This isn't my Noble Phantasm, you see... In fact, I don't even know its name, so of course you haven't heard of me.

As if apologizing for this fact, the girl immediately bowed in (Y/N)'s direction. The Master never lost his grin and waved off her worries with a laugh.

(Y/N): Great! That just gives you time to develop something amazing instead of something lame like "Gay Bulge". Could never be me, to be honest.

Cu: Go to hell, Master.

(Y/N): Already have, bitch! Anyway, take the time to come up with an amazing name. Speaking in Shonen terms: "Just think of what makes sense and is important to you, and then put the meaning into the name." Yeah, doesn't make a lot of sense, but sense is overrated anyway! 

Mash: Well... Since my Phantasm is for protection... I want to call it by the name of something important to me, something that protects me and that requires my protection...

(Y/N): Good, good. However, it doesn't have to be exclusively for protection, y'know? It could be the world's deadliest frisbee! And then, you shall be christened as "Captain Chaldea"!

Mash: ...I believe you've lost me there, Senpai.

(Y/N): We'll come back to that after you work out the tweaks. So, back to the protection thing...

Olga: A-ha! It's Chaldea, isn't it?! Chaldea is something important to you since you grew up there. It protects you, because it protects all of humanity, and it requires our protection, like now.

Mash: Y-Yes, that's what I had in mind. You guessed everything correctly, Director. 

Olga: Naturally.

Only the blind would not see Mash's embarrassment put into her words. But the Animusphere, delighted with her successful conjecture, wasn't paying attention to this obvious sight.

For his part, (Y/N) gave the Shielder an encouraging yet always mischievous nod.

(Y/N): Chaldea, hm? I like it. It's also the perfect name to spread our name out there and make those bastards pay us lots of money as thanks for saving the world!

Mash: Uh... Thank you for your support, Senpai.

(Y/N): Anytime, sweetie. 

Cu: If you three are done, get your heads in the game. We're at the entrance already.