i'm not cuddling you, man

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"C'mon man I'm coldd" Johnnie whines - actually whines and Jake rolls his eyes, tired of telling the other that he should have brought more layers. Theyre now lounging in the cheap tent that Jake had brought.

"I'm not cuddling you dude."

"Huh? That'd be gay, I just want your jacket." The shorter squints at his friend through thick black eyeshadow with an amused smirk.

"Like that'd be less gay?"

"Fuck off asshole, just gimme!" Johnnie has definitely given up on the prospect of getting the other man's jacket but he's somewhat persistent.

"Then I'd be cold.?"

"Well you brought this on us."

"I'm pretty sure it's 'upon us'"

Johnnie groans and shoves his face in the pillow in exasperation. "You're such a dick" Jake laughs and throws a blanket at the other, "you can have the extra blanket, dude"

Johnnie grumbles something between a 'thanks' and cold defeat at not getting the taller man's fur jacket. Jake smiles and turns away from his wallowing friend to think about how they're supposed to get back to civilization. There's no way they'll survive the cold for another seven days not to mention the fact that they'll probably die of boredom.

Luckily, he brought a portable camera so they aren't here for no reason - this'll probably get mad views.

At the thought of the video, he turns on the camera with a dull 'click'.

"Hey guys soo, me and Johnnie might be stuck out here cuz our phones died and..." He goes on a spiel about how they got to this point and what the 'game plan' is - basically nothing, they're gonna survive off of the junk food they brought and maybe film themselves doing a piss poor job at trying to 'hunt'. While rambling to the camera in a hushed tone, he can feel Jonnie's eyes on him - presumably glaring.

"Some of us are tryna sleep over here." The shorter man grumbles into his pillow between chattering teeth and Jake chuckles, shrugging at the camera before turning in for the night.

Jake resolutely ignores the small smile on his lips at his friend's blanket-cocooned figure. It's cute.

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