My Favorite Fan

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Chaotic drama club

Kitty
Baekhyun, I hate you

Swag chick
Wow where did this come from?

Baked bean
No idea
What did I do?

Kitty
😐
You ate my chocolate cake
I saved one slice and it has gone into dust
It just DISAPPEARED from the planet like that

Baked bean
Okay I ate it
But one, how did you know it was me?
And two, there wasn't a name on it

Kitty
I know because both Jihun and Izumi weren't home all day

Art maker
And the name?👀

Kitty
I told him

Puppy Skye
Yeah ur doomed Baekhyun

Baked bean
I'll go to the store later kay?

Kitty
Thank uuu❤️
^Totally platonic

GG dancer
Yea we know u don't have to prove it to us dw

Kitty
🥹
This feels good

Bread is toasted
U had to prove it to others then?

Kitty
To fans and to HYBE

Working maniac
That sucks

Kitty
Yeah well that's what it's like being friends w the opposite gender
Apparently it's impossible for girls and boys to be friends without feelings attached🙄
Kinda stupid tho

Drama llama
Then I won't talk w us if I were u😆
No pls don't do that I beg u DONT LEAVE US

Kitten lover
It are these times I wish there was an air fryer emoji

Kitty
MAN you just SCREAM Minho it's insane

Kitten lover
I'm his long lost twin man

Kitty
Introduce me to him pls
And you can just introduce me to everyone then as well
Takes a little effort

Puppy Skye
Would u be able to handle that?
For a matter of fact, we could even be them

Boald queen
StoB

GG dancer
I do wanna know what you would do
Just for the record
What would u do if we REALLY were skz?

Kitty
Prob act calm for them while rethinking my life decisions in my head, losing my whole brain capacity, and hoping they haven't seen my odd content

Boald queen
^This

Hunny bunny bear
They could've

Kitty
Don't make me lose my mind rn dude

Hunny bunny bear
Well they could be them...

Kitty
Wait that COULD be true

Working maniac
On what have you based that?

Kitty
You're with eight
That's the only reliable source I have

Boald queen
Their personalities kinda match tho👀
Since the skz names we gave them are hella matchable

Baked bean
✨MaTchAblE✨

Boald queen
Stfu and gtfo

Kitty
WAIT THATS TRUE
FUCK IM LOSING MY MIND RN
ARE YOU STRAY KIDS????
Don't tell me you are
Seen by all

Kitty
So now you're leaving me on read?
ALL OF YOU?
Jimin, Gyeongmin?
Btw, if you really are skz, you have a creative mind on coming up w names

Swag chick
You said we didn't need to tell you if we were in fact skz
So we didn't
And thank btw!

Kitty
...
Fuck this shit I'm outty

Baked bean
I find this hella entertaining

Boald queen
Aecha I'm coming to pick u up and we'll go to Hollywood to become the next big thing

Bread is toasted
NeXt bIg thiNg

Boald queen
...
I don't even have enough confidence to fight back

Kitty
I'm already packing
Hurry bitch

Art maker
Fuck this kinda got out of hand

Bread is toasted
ƙɨɲƋɑ??

Kitten lover
Bro why did you do it in a whole other writing style

Bread is toasted
Because I wanted to be ✨eXtrA✨

Baked bean
Wait guys Aecha actually just left the house with a suitcase

Swag squirrel
Oh sheet I thought they were joking

Hunny bunny bear
WHY DID YOU LET HER GO?????

Baked bean
THATS NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY

Hunny bunny bear
MANBITCH

Bread is toasted
Wait I'll try to talk to her

Puppy Skye
Why and more importantly HOW?

Bread is toasted
Gimme a sec
Seen by all

Bread is toasted
She send me straight to voicemail😑

GG dancer
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
WHY DID YOU CALL HER THEN SHE'LL FREAK OUT EVEN MORE

Bread is toasted
HOW

GG dancer
THEN SHE'LL HEAR UR ACTUALLY JEONGIN

Baked bean
WAIT YOU GUYS REALLY ARE SKZ??

Kitten lover
I'll try her

Bread is toasted
Like she would listen to you
Emoji kinker🙄

Kitten lover
🔫
Worth a shot

Swag squirrel
I can also try to talk to her

Kitten lover
I'm gonna text her
Just sit down and wait bitches

Swag squirrel
🎶SiT doWn, bE hUmbLe🎶

Working maniac
Not the time Jisung

Swag squirrel
Now where is Aecha to back me up on this when I need her the most😩

Hunny bunny bear
You should've thought about that before u gave us fake names

Art maker
JEONGINS FAULT

Bread is toasted
FU BITCH

Working maniac
LANGUAGE

Swag chick
WHY ARE WE YELLING

Baked bean
Stop yelling I'll go after them

Hunny bunny bear
Finally some action coming from your side

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... So that happened.

What do you think would happen next? Will Aecha pick up Minho's call? Will they all talk it out and be besties again?

Dw, I don't like sad endings so eventually it will turn out good, one way or the other.

Btw THANK YOU SO MICH FOR 1K I LOVE YOU ALL