JYP's cool hater club
Old leader
So...
That happened
Our baby
Don't blame it on me
Old leader
Oh no we wouldn't but I just wanna talk about it
Drama llama
I actually blame it on Jeongin
Our baby
I hate you
Gym boy
About what in particular
Old leader
What are we gonna do now?
Are we gonna tell them?
MinHoe
You wanna tell them out of the blue?
"Hey guys, we're actually stray kids and you were all right about our names, sUrPrIsE!"
Drama llama
Nah let's not do it like that
They did their job good tho
Quokka
When they had it all right I was like 😮
Old leader
What's your suggestion?
Keep lying to them?
Drama llama
Idk Chan
This is all so messed up man
Wow that rhymed-
Quokka
Chan is a man~
Nvm, no good lyrics comin up rn
Brownie boy
Yeah we're not gonna throw it on them
Our baby
Yeah fuck that idea
Seen
Our baby
Hello?
Seen
Our baby
Okay okay wait
Let me do the countdown
5
4
3
2
1.5
1 9/10
1 99/100
1 999/1000
And...
........................................................................................................................................................
1
Gym boy
WOAHH
Drama llama
HAJIMA HAJIMA
Brownie boy
JEONGIN??!!
Quokka
HOLD UP NOW
Old leader
LANGUAGE YOU CHILD
MinHoe
WTF IS THIS SHIT
Savage puppy
WHERE DID THE SUDDEN VIOLENCE COME FROM???
Our baby
Ah there it is
The capital letters sea
Old leader
I wonder who he learned it
from @ MinHoe 🙄
MinHoe
Oh
Good job kid👏🏻
Savage puppy
Istg you are brainwashing sometimes
MinHoe
Well there's not much to brainwash up there so🤷♂️
Savage puppy
Neither is there with your lump of one particular braincell
Gym boy
Is it still a lump then?
Savage puppy
It's tangled in itself🪢
Quokka
Guys what the fuck are we talking about?
Old leader
Ah and there the momma is
Quokka
I ain't a momma of anyone
I can't even physically poop a baby outta me
Brownie bitch
Wow
Who would've thought we would sink THIS low today
Old leader
You are in fact a momma for Jeongin
I remember really well that you started a discussion with me that you were in fact Jeongin's mother and I had nothing to do with your 'precious little baby'
I am leader so I am mothering all of ya
Drama llama
Uh...
MinHoe
Let's not go that deep pls
Quokka
Oh you meant THAT
Yes I am iN fAct Jeongin's adopted mother
Fight me if you wanna change my mind
Because I ain't gonna
Savage puppy
Man what is he on?
Our baby
Parental pills
Prob stole them from Chan's nightstand
Old leader
Uhm what
Our baby
You said yourself ur mothering us all
And sometimes you are a little TOO much mothering so I know u took those pills
Old leader
What pills do you think I'm on?
I'm not an addict
Savage puppy
Drop it Jeong
He's too old to get it
Gym boy
Parent is parenting
Old leader
Wth is going on
Savage puppy
Who isn't born in the 21th century will not be able to get us cool kids
MinHoe
Now hold up now-
What did I do to you to deserve this kind of bullsheet downfall
Gym boy
I AINT OLD
LET THAT BE A REMINDER TO U FOLKS
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Did I call Chan, Minho, AND Changbin old?🤔
Nah, Seungmin did, wasn't me😳✋🏻
And btw, I'm not shipping Minho and Jisung in any way if you think that, or anyone for that matter, it's for the beAuTiFul plOt which isn't even a plot at the moment.
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