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JYP's cool hater club

Old leader
Jeongin, maybe this never crossed your mind, but I don't think it's a good idea to hang out with Aecha

Our baby
Why??
She seems nice and cool to hang out with
And I NEED my plushies

Gym boy
Srsly can you STOP talking about those plushies
My brain can't take it anymore

Savage puppy
Bold of u to assume u have one

Our baby
Did u see them?

Look at the surroundings

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Look at the surroundings

Quokka
STOP by Stray Kids ready to play on my box
Hear me jamming to the underrated banger😎
And I agree!
Can't we just hang out w her?
And the others?
Hyunjin found a new friend too

Drama llama
That's true
Since yall don't respect me

Old leader
We gave them fake names
Why would we be hanging out with them while we've done that?

Drama llama
Yeah why did we do that again?

MinHoe
Jeongin started it

Our baby
Hey!
I don't know why I did that okay?
But now I want friends

Brownie boy
Mark the day Jeongin, Yang Jeongin, baby bread, the maknae, removed us from his friend list

Our baby
I don't have a friend list

Savage puppy
If you did, we would be on that

Brownie boy
Well NOT ANYMORE

Drama llama
Hey no need to be dramatic son
Jeongin isn't going to drop us
He'll drop his job with us

MinHoe
You're saying Felix is dramatic?
Bro ur the one who influenced him
You infected him with your stupidity

Gym boy
Ur as stupid don't turn around it

Savage puppy
PabOraChA

Quokka
Hey I didn't say anything!

Savage puppy
That you shut your mouth for one holy moment doesn't make you less dumb pabo
And you just comfirmed ur in PabOraChA for the first time

Brownie boy
Wow BURN
Okay I don't know on whose side I'm on today actually
But Seungmin slayed all the way
He a slayer

Quokka
I need new friends as well
Jeongin, fuck the rules, we're leaving

Our baby
Yeyy, let's go see Aecha!

Old leader
Do any of you ever listen to me?

Gym boy
You work for JYP and ACTUALLY listen to him so no

Old leader
When was the last time I did something he said?

Gym bro
Chan's room?
Abandoning the two youngest w JYP himself to film some challenges?
Letting us go to a furry household to meet your fellow family members?
(A/n did you get the furry reference?🥲)

Old leader
...
That was for my own sake

MinHoe
He doesn't have a valid reason

Old leader
I do

MinHoe
Then spill it

Old leader
I hate you guys

MinHoe
Ha I won
As always

Our baby
You don't hate us and we all know

Brownie boy
Everyone come to the practice room now
I don't wanna be stuck with Minho hyung and Seungmin fighting any longer

Our baby
Coming!😊
And after that me and Jisung hyung will go to the influencer/dancer house

Quokka
Eyyyy I raised u well my son

MinHoe
I'm proud of our son

Old leader
You guys will be the death of me

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Heh, I'm doing Chan a little dIrtY here, but he's the dad of the group so 🤷‍♀️

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