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JYP's cool hater club

Drama llama
Is our plan working?

Gym boy
They don't seem to notice it very much so I doubt
Do we even think they will actually think about that we could be skz?

Quokka
Highly doubt that tbh w u
No one thinks: oh I guess I'm talking to skz now

Brownie boy
Nah u would think ur turning into a pick me girl/boy/anything

Quokka
^

Gym boy
Then what are we gonna do then?

Our baby
Not telling them out of the blue

Old leader
I rlly think that's the best option we have now
Since we've been talking to them for over a month already

MinHoe
I call on Changbin telling them

Savage puppy
Me too

Drama llama
Me three!

Our baby
Me four!

Gym boy
Na ah
There gotta be something better

Brownie boy
Going back in time and avoiding this position we put ourselves in
But since we are no time travelers I see no better option
Ooo I wanna be able to travel through time

Our baby
Let's just wait until we have a working plan

Old leader
I don't think we can wait any longer
It has been way too long

Gym boy
Agree^
Some of us are already talking to them individually
Maybe they won't even talk to us afterwards

Quokka
NOOO we have to avoid that
I can't loose them anymore

Savage puppy
Dw they're stuck w us now

Quokka
But I'm sure they can rip theirselves off of us
Okay that low key sounded weird

Savage puppy
I also think they want to know how we look like sooner or later
Also since we already know how they look like

Gym boy
God man this is hard

MinHoe
We can also just go with the flow

Our baby
✨Go wiTh thE fLoW✨

Gym boy
What the fuck do you mean with that

Old leader
Hey hey let's keep it nice in here

Gym boy
We can swear whenever the fuck we want

Brownie boy
Behind the cameras

Gym boy
That^

Old leader
I don't get paid enough for this

Savage puppy
Too bad JYPapi doesn't think u deserve more

Gym boy
But Minho tell us your little plan so called gO wIth tHe flOw

MinHoe
Just exactly like I said
If they ask for a picture of us, we give them
When they ask what we do for a living, we tell them
When the right time comes in a convo, where you feel that it's coming so you don't have to panic chat in here *inserts looking at the 00 liner minus Seungmin*, just casually spill the tea

Drama llama
🥹

Savage puppy
Another reason I'm the only sane one
Plus Minho hyung

MinHoe
Thanks for including me my friend

Gym boy
I'm also here

Savage puppy
Nah ur not fully sane
GG dancer

Quokka
Yeah I may or may not have already spilled I work in the K-pop world like they do but I didn't say what precisely

MinHoe
So you still have free game
Good thing

Drama llama
I do like that idea

Old leader
Then it's settled

MinHoe
See?
I can make up plans well too u know

Old leader
Yeah yea alright

Drama llama
I do have one question🤭

Savage puppy
W that emoji it can't be much good

Drama llama
What's playing between Minho hyung and Aecha?

Savage puppy
Okay nvm that was a good question
For the first time in your whole existence

Quokka
OooOooh I wanna know the answer too

Gym boy
U haven't asked her yet?

Quokka
Didn't know how to
I'm not good w that kind of convos

Gym boy
I see

MinHoe
There's nothing
We just text from time to time
Ain't that big of a deal

Old leader
U text?
That's some new information for me
I thought it was about the flirting in the gc

Drama llama
It was
Wasn't expecting this answer

Our baby
Oohooo he told on himself

MinHoe
Look out w what ur saying before Felix becomes my only favorite

Our baby
Sorry I'll be quiet

Drama llama
But what are u two texting about?

MinHoe
Same stuff like in the gc

Drama llama
So flirting included?😏

MinHoe
Why u wanna know so badly?

Drama llama
I like drama
Look at my name

MinHoe
Chan and Izumi are also texting a lot
Why don't u annoy him for a change

Old leader
First of all there is no change, I'm always the victim
And second of all we are also just texting

Gym boy
When ur associating it w Minho and Aecha texting I don't think it's 'just' texting

Quokka
From that I did hear from Aecha is that Izumi and Chan are texting and she also told me Chan is Izumi's bias so she 'doesn't know who she has to ship her with'
Little do they know they're the same person

Old leader
She said that?

Brownie boy
He's getting interested now

Our baby
Aecha also told me that so I can confirm

Drama llama
I don't want to do this over text
Can we hang out w the eight of us?

Our baby
Me, Minho, Felix, and Seungmin hyung are at our dorm
Oh and Jisung hyung is here too

Quokka
I can't believe my own kid forgot about my existence
I'm physically hurt

Gym boy
Me and Chan are in the studio
We're on our way to u guys

Drama llama
Okay I'll just finish my painting and then I'll come over
DONT START WITHOUT ME

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Okay so we have a plan, now they only have to fulfill the plan.

By the way, I also think this is the most stable text chapter I've made until now. Applause to me!👏

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