My Favorite Fan

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Absolute chaos with strangers

I zoom iin
If you think about it, marrying JYP is actually convenient

Savage moonlight
Uhm whAt

I zoom iin
Bc I could have his money and when he dies I could ask for comfort from one of skz and BOOM we're in love

Pabo 2.0
And that one of skz would be Chan for u🤭

Savage moonlight
That's how you see you meeting skz?
Through JYP DYING???

Cat admirer
And your love story?

Brownie bitch
How old do you think JYP would die?
Dw I don't even know if I take that question seriously

I zoom iin
Too many questions for me to answer all at once
And Aecha
✨Fuck you✨

Jutdwae
Just for the record, I've got guns

Disabled of friend grp
WHAT

Jutdwae
💪

Disabled of friend grp
Fuck you

Savage moonlight
I do got a gun

President of pabos
You don't go to the gym that often to say that

Savage moonlight
I meant a real gun

Plushie collector
Wait we have a gun in our apartment?

Cat admirer
Sungmo are you serious?

Savage moonlight
Just for safety

Cat admirer
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN

Savage moonlight
When a burglar breaks into our house with a gun with him you would thank me

Cat admirer
I would send Yongjin on him to use his fighting skills
I ain't using guns

Savage moonlight
Don't worry I will

Chrispy grumpy
No you won't

Brownie bitch
Wait who said I will fight a person WHO IS HOLDING A GUN
ILL LET MYSELF DIE RIGHT THERE AND THEN

Jutdwae
You srsly hang out with Hyukjun a little too much these days

Disabled of friend grp
Um fuck you yet again

Brownie bitch
Would you fight a person who can easily kill you?

Jutdwae
No

Brownie bitch
Then why should I?

Jutdwae
But you are the only one who can fight
Oh I think I aimed the odds higher than they are

Plushie collector
Then we'll beg Aecha to fight for us

Pabo 2.0
The time I reach your apartment you have all died already and the burglar prob already left
I will be useless

Disabled of friend grp
If someone breaks in at our apartment I'll send Chulwoo and Binbam on him and hide in my room

President of pabos
I guess we'll be all dying then

Jutdwae
Well thank you very much

Chrispy grumpy
You have no faith in us do you

I zoom iin
Not really tbh

Chrispy grumpy
Why am I talking to u all?

I zoom iin
😘

Ji hunny
I can't just work for a day without my phone being blowed up

Bake hyung
^
Apart I'm not working and just enjoying myself while reading this fucked up gc, sipping my tea
I feel satisfied

Pabo 2.0
The gc name says it all

Bake hyung
Well not anymore

Bake hyung changed the group chat name to Chaotic drama club

I zoom iin
Okay maybe that's better

Ji hunny
Btw don't u have work to do with le sserafim?

I zoom iin
Aight I'm outtie

Ji hunny
🙄
And Aecha?

Pabo 2.0
Watching mvs
With dancing in it so I can say I'm working

Ji hunny
How

Pabo 2.0
My job is dancing
Nothing more, nothing less

Ji hunny
Yeah but when u see ppl dancing that's not working

Pabo 2.0
Oh srry Gyeongmin is calling me

Chrispy grumpy
WAIT

Plushie collector
Relax
It was just an excuse for her to leave the gc

Ji hunny
Yeah no shit

Brownie bitch
Dude you just blew off her mission

Plushie collector
Oops🤭

Ji hunny
I'm this 🤏 close to commit unalive rn

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Would you marry JYP to meet skz?👀

My third examweek, more like testweek, starts tomorrow and I sincerely lost all my motivation and concentration for it. Just kill me already😙🔫