There stood a lone Master, the last hope for humanity, an almighty force from the beyond, fighting for the future of the world-
"Yeah, yeah, can we get on with this? This cutscene doesn't give me SQ, and the gacha doesn't wait for anyone."
Unfortuna...
???: WHAAAAAAAT?! Who are you?! Where's the guy that punched me?! Why are you so beautiful that I'm going blind all of a sudden?! Did I die and go to heaven?!
(Y/N): *smirk* Okay, this is the funniest one yet. Sorry, flyboy, but there's only one face as pretty as mine in Heaven, and you ain't meeting her.
???: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! It was you?! I was so happy just to lose it all! Give me back the angel of my dreams, damn it! This is why I can only trust Magi✰Mari!
It took every amount of (Y/N) (L/N)'s omnipotence just to restrain himself from not roaring into laughter at the whining man. He was 90% sure that a certain someone was doing just that in Avalon.
(Y/N): I have to be there when it eventually comes out... Say, Mr. Romantic, how are you doing these days?
???: "Mr. Romantic"? Huh. Can't say I've heard that one before... I think. You're not that far off, though. Romani Archaman, I'm the head of the medical staff in Chaldea. Nice to meet you, even though you punched me.
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DR. ROMANI "AVERAGE MAGI✰MARI ENJOYER" ARCHAMAN
(Y/N) waved off the doctor with an offhanded wave while rolling his eyes internally. This one's memories didn't stick with him after dematerializing, or else the reaction would be radically different.
Still, this was a very interesting development.
(Y/N): Head of the medical staff, huh? Doesn't look like a doctor's room to me, chief.
Romani: Ah, well, you know, I am always where I should be!
(Y/N): And also where there's no work.
Romani: Ah... Well, that too.
(Y/N): Hey man, I don't judge. I get it, it's a cold place, not too wide for recreation, and alone time must be scarce. Just make sure to delete your search history, and if I find even a smidgen of the pearly whites in this room, I am going to erase you from every timeline imaginable~!
Romani: Wha-hey! First of all, yes, I a slacking off, but not for that! I am forever loyal to Magi✰Mari, and my body shan't be tempted by other distractions!
(Y/N): Oh, really now? Are you sure we can't come to a... compromise, my good doctor~?
He leaned forward, giving Roman a rather sensuous smirk while loosening his tie and lustfully licking his lips for extra effect. Romani Archaman suddenly felt himself tread an extremely thin line between two extremes as he backed into a corner shedding beads of sweat.
(Y/N): ...Pft, AHAHAHAHA! That's what I call the Bisexual Panic Attack! Never fails! Magi✰Mari, my sweet ass, I'm the one that still has it!
Now, (Y/N) was a happily married man and preferred the fairer sex, but he was very much unafraid of talking and acting sexy with just about anything to see what their reaction would be like.
