Fate/Outer Code: Another Order

Outer Code: Another Day, Another Story

Mash: ...I'm sorry, did you say something, Senpai?

(Y/N): Nah, but don't worry about it for now.

Mash: Oh, alright then. You should go and rest in your designated room before the orientation starts. It helps to be well-rested for good health and focus.

(Y/N): But Mashmalloooooow, I don't need sleep, I need fun! I'm so healthy I could bench-press a black hole, squat a galaxy, and do jump rope with an asteroid belt!

He giggled to himself because Mash took what he said as a silly exaggeration. There was something beautiful about the ability to be completely honest about your fantastical life that people refuse to believe it.

Fou: Fou, mkyu!

Well, at least the resident Furball knew better. He then put a mental note to take Fou to Avalon for a long-awaited Wizard Ass-Kicking. It was a family tradition at this point.

Mash: How about you rest in your room for a little while, and before the briefing starts, I could show you around some more?

(Y/N): Hmmm... Fair enough! Catch you later, Mashmallow, Furball!

After being given directions to the room he was to stay in, (Y/N) gave the young girl and her fluffy companion goodbye for the time being and was back to being on his own.

There were still cameras in the hallway, so he would have to lay off teleporting for a little while. That was fine since it gave room for a chance at shenanigans on the way.

(Y/N): Thoughts?

Shinketsu: Three Servants, along with a few more not-entirely-human signatures scattered around. None of them feel doomsday-ish, except for one. 

(Y/N): Beast-class threat?

Shinketsu: Each of them feels different, so I'll need a closer look. Given it's the apocalypse, however, it's likely.

(Y/N): Well, we've got plenty of time to nip that in the bud. Now, let's go to our humble abode-!

WHAM!

Just as (Y/N) was about to step into his new room, he reflexively struck forward and his fist landed straight into the solar plexus of someone he had now deemed as an intruder upon his territory.

???: Guh!

(Y/N): Thought you were slick, occupying my room like that. You have three seconds before I murderize the hell out of your bank account for my gacha addiction- Hm?

He leaned in closer to see the man who was now in a fetal position in a hilariously lame manner. He was young, yet visibly older than Mash or the Director, and could be called rather handsome in his own right.

???: Why would... you do that...?!

(Y/N): Why wouldn't I do that? This is my room.

???: Wha-this is... my room! 

(Y/N): Nuh-uh!

???: Yuh-uh!

(Y/N): Alright then, square the hell up if you're backing up that claim! I might not have a Servant, but it won't make a difference!

???: Oh... I think I know... what's going on... Just give me a few... I think you broke something...

(Y/N): Your dignity, by the looks of it. Although, I don't think you had much of that to begin with.

He waited until the man did some breathing exercises to stop himself from heaving. With a pained expression, he stood up to his full height and gave (Y/N) a good look, freezing immediately.